No vodka. Israel did not have potato. Israel sad.
Wait, is that a dick joke ? In the Bible ?!
Don’t need potato to make vodka. Grain or sugar beet work mighty fine.
Poop joke at 1st Kings 18:27.
Can you make Scotch out of a sugar beet? Chardonnay out of a potato? Is Everclear vodka?
Vodka doesn’t have to be made from potatoes. Various starches are perfectly traditional and workable.
According to James Bond, better vodka is made from grains.
Fleming’s a stupid asshole for messing with my cherished childhood known facts (such as that VODKA is something that Russians, and ONLY Russians make, and that they make it from POTATOES). I’d suggest raising him from the dead and assassinating him again, but I can’t in good conscience condone subjecting the world for even one day to someone who thinks sips can be long.
Yeah, but he thought you should make martinis with vodka, so what does he know?
Oh, I knew that one. God dissing, timeless 
ETA : true story, that’s how Christian missionaries operated in Gaul and Germania. They’d go (under heavy escort) into the sacred groves, cut down the holy trees and basically shout “AM I SMOTE ?! WELL AM I ?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ?!” until the local folk converted. History is silent on whether the good brethren allowed a comparative experiment 
Now that’s a real stupid Republican idea!
Every high school boy knows that you grab 'em by the tits first. Stimulate the nipples a bit, then make your grab for the pussy.
Stupid Republicans can’t even do sexual assault right!
That a government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.
It’s morning again in America.
Grab 'em by the pussy!
You have no talent for sexual harassment if you cannot accomplish it with words alone.
According to the Washington State Republican party, Trump’s remarks should not be held against the Republicans because they “were made when [Trump] was a Democrat”
Yup, Republicans pretty much conceding the election by claiming that Hillary Clinton will be elected but won’t have a mandate because Trump self-destructed.
No, you wouldn’t have accepted her mandate if she won 70% of the vote and the dems took both houses. Don’t play like THE GUY YOU BET THE FARM ON turning out to be the shit biscuit everyone told you he was somehow invalidates the election.
Oh, look! There really are people who enjoy being fucked up their asses by the insurance industry!
Hey, if my dad didn’t sexually harass my mom, I wouldn’t be here.
What’s especially funny is the idea that the federal government, which is intimately involved in all aspects of health care, should stay away from health care. Not get away. Stay away.
It’s almost like this person does not have a fucking clue. Almost.
“Keep government out of Medicare!” was a classic teabagger sign.
Um, no. Duh.
Um, no. Duh.
You tell me.
IME, Poles, Finns and Swedes make perfectly fine vodka.
Vodka is - basically, if you exclude honey, pepper or bison grass flavored alcohols - neat and unadulterated ethanol/water at ~40% ABV. It really doesn’t matter what source you have for the sugar that’s fermented.