Sadly, we will never hear an SS person claim, “In order to protect Mr. Trump we had to destroy him.”
No wonder things have been a bit calm in the last few weeks. Apparently, Trump no longer controls his own Twitter account.
That’s not the stupid part of course, this was the most sensible thing that could have happened. A competent campaign would have done this a year ago. The stupid part, as always, is the GOP actually nominated a guy who can’t be trusted to have his own Twitter account
What is worse is that it is extremely likely that only his children had the ability to do this and it took them months of effort.
I hope his kids can keep the nuclear football away from him too.
Why do I want to hear that in a Doctor Van Helsing kind of way? 
His “keepers” had to take away his Twitter. Do we REALLY want his hand on the NUKE button if he can’t even be trusted with Twitter???
And what does that say about THOSE guys, if they still support him??? WTF. Really.
That would make a great last minute ad.
Not quite an ad, but Obama’s on the case:
Well, this was the wrong thread.
These days, every time I hear his name, I think of a giant, flabby, lumpy butt on legs, with an irradiated tribble on top and a speech balloon coming out of the sphincter saying “I’m so YUGE, I’M BIGLY!”
I picture the Dan Halen character from Squidbillies. The resemblance is scary 
Goddamn you for making me spit Mountain Dew all over my laptop, you magnificent bastard.
The ultimate stupidity from a truly deplorable Ann Coulter.
Trump would win if only people with US-born grandparents voted
But that wouldn’t count, because…well, they were all white.
I’d be out. And I’m as Caucasian as I can get. Literally.
My paternal grandmother was born in Fort Benton, MT.
My paternal grandfather was born in California.
My maternal grandfather was born in Chicago, IL.
My maternal grandmother was born in Ireland.
Father’s side, both in America for 4+ generations before me.
Mother’s side, both came over from Germany as children in the 20’s.
Guess I can’t vote.
Father’s parents were born in Illinois and Oklahoma. Mother’s parents were born in Missouri and Indian Territory, before Oklahoma became a state. I wonder if Coulter would consider him as having been born in the United States.
There would be a paper bag at the polling station for the final check.
Of (very minimally fractional) Kumeyaay Indian descent; those folks have been here for hundreds of generations!
You’ll need to provide birth certificates going back 3 generations. 