Stupid Republican idea of the day

Republicans beating the “baby parts” drum again.

She must have slept through the entire primary season.

It’s sad that the right’s never-ending need to force women to bear children against their will drives them to such fibs.

Lead him longer and allow for windage.

Although…I wonder if they have a “we’ll beat any price if you show us the ad” policy

Why, exactly, would you want to order spare fetus parts?
[sub]As I wrote that, an answer occurred to me that may well have put me off my lunch[/sub]

What if the woman was taking thalidomide?

I’m going to Hell, I know it.

Where is this website? I want to stitch fetus parts together and make my own Frankenstein baby!

Also, I am a very inventive cook. Fetus Tetrazzini? Fetus and spinach tacos with salsa verde? Which is the dark meat and which is the white meat, again?

At least I’ll have company.

You’re right, that is the least.

Ok, he’s not nationally known. (not even state or county-wide) But he is a Republican, trust me. My boss at work. Just yesterday he was talking to a vendor and the weather was mentioned. (The last 4 days or so have been pretty cold here.) The typical “where’s your global warmig, now” stupidity came up, and they encouraged each other and agreed that weather patterns really were “cyclical” after all, if you just looked at the “big picture.” Get ready for this. Brace yourself. After just expressing skepticism about global warming he then goobered: “You know, the Farmers Almanac said it was going to be really cold, and here it is.”

All joking aside, fetal parts have a valid place in medical science research. This company, for example, avoids the word fetal in the top level selections, but if you dig down a little you’ll find it.

I always try and preempt these people by saying that no, the Farmer’s Almanac is actually calling for mild snowless weather. A look of disappointment generally follows. None of these folks actually read the Farmer’s Almanac from my experience. It is just the “rumor” going around every damn year about the awful weather coming per FA that creates excitement. Weird, isn’t it?

I was kinda having the same thought. Put together a joke/parody/traumatizing site that listed various baby parts for sale and :eek: descriptions of each. Then include “Whole Baby, deceased” and “Whole Baby, live” - with the later marked “subject to availability” and drop downs to choose race and gender.

Why yes, I’m going to hell. I’ve been.

To be fair, he corrected himself immediately in the interview by saying, “Human history, I should say.”

There’s good eatin’ on one of those.

Set up camp outside the local high school and grab a whole baby out of the trash.

I’m not even sure which thread to put this in, there are so many possibilities.

Newt Gingrich believes that’s Trump’s ethics difficulties should be accomodated. Perhaps through changes in legislation or Presidential pardons.

https://thinkprogress.org/gingrich-trump-ethics-laws-conflicts-of-interest-kleoptocracy-17d500c1d6c6#.run6wzfwn

Que hijo de puta!, if you excuse my spanish.

I heard it say that on the radio this morning, and thought "can that be right? Did he just say “go ahead and don’t worry about it, I can always pardon you later?”

:mad::smack:

South Carolina legislators want all new computers sold in the state to block “pornography”. I wonder how they plan on defining it.