Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Rick_Kitchen]

For the rich white person who wants to make “Dating Great Again” (their slogan), I present:

TrumpSingles.com

[digs]

@foolsguinea

Well, that’s her job. I guess.

"Of course they’re pissed! They’re *nazis! *It’s like it’s their job!"

Just in case you were quoting Jon Lovitz in Rat Race.
Y’know, after he took his daughter to the (Klaus) Barbie Museum, and then stole Hitler’s Mercedes…

[Steve_MB]

@Little_Pig

On Tuesday, Rep. Jeremy Trebas, R-Great Falls (Wyoming), introduced a bill that would prohibit local governments from creating cellphone or texting bans.

Trebas’ ironclad logic:

“We have to find a way to talk to them to change their behavior besides telling them not to do it.”

[Chimera]

@Steve_MB

Trebas’ ironclad logic:

Dying and killing other people in the process is the capitalist way of dealing with public safety issues.

[Rick_Kitchen]

Betsy DeVos, pick for Education Secretary, thinks guns should be allowed in schools so the schools can defend themselves against grizzly bears.

[Smapti]

@Rick_Kitchen

Betsy DeVos, pick for Education Secretary, thinks guns should be allowed in schools so the schools can defend themselves against grizzly bears.

Well, if they’d just let the Bear Patrol do its job for a change…

[foolsguinea]

@AtomThought

Not content with destroying American healthcare, their country’s dignity, the planet itself, etc, Republicans have plans to gut the Endangered Species Act.

As someone who grew up Republican, yeah, that’s what some of them are like. One reason I stopped voting for them altogether.

[elucidator]

If you’ve seen one Redwood, you’ve seen them all. And sparrows are birds, plenty of them. Rats and bunny rabbits, both rodents. And who needs bees when you got aspartame? What’s the big deal?

[Kobal2]

@Rick_Kitchen

Betsy DeVos, pick for Education Secretary, thinks guns should be allowed in schools so the schools can defend themselves against grizzly bears.

Well, they *are *godless killing machines.

[Morgyn]

Texas state representative Tony Tinderholt is trying to make abortion a felony in Texas. A side-effect of turning women who have had abortions and doctors who perform them into felons would also prevent the women and doctors from being able to vote.

[Red_Wiggler]

@Steve_MB

Trebas’ ironclad logic:

Would that they applied that kind of reasoning to their marijuana laws.

[Bridget_Burke]

@Morgyn

Texas state representative Tony Tinderholt is trying to make abortion a felony in Texas. A side-effect of turning women who have had abortions and doctors who perform them into felons would also prevent the women and doctors from being able to vote.

Tinderholt is an asshole. But, in Texas, felons automatically regain the right to vote after they’e completed their sentence/probation/parole.

This proposed legislation is too batshit to pass. Even in Texas.

[Defensive_Indifference]

@Bridget_Burke

Tinderholt is an asshole. But, in Texas, felons automatically regain the right to vote after they’e completed their sentence/probation/parole.

This proposed legislation is too batshit to pass. Even in Texas.

If 2016 taught me anything, it’s that there’s no such thing as “too batshit” I’m American politics.

[Little_Pig]

Michigan Bans Banning Plastic Bags Because Plastic Bag Bans Are Bad For Business

[El_Kabong]

@Rick_Kitchen

Betsy DeVos, pick for Education Secretary, thinks guns should be allowed in schools so the schools can defend themselves against grizzly bears.

Well, I say in that case we should be handing out guns to the grizzlies.

That’s right, I support our constitutional right to arm bears.

[eschereal]

@AtomThought

Not content with destroying American healthcare, their country’s dignity, the planet itself, etc, Republicans have plans to gut the Endangered Species Act.

@Rick_Kitchen

Betsy DeVos, pick for Education Secretary, thinks guns should be allowed in schools so the schools can defend themselves against grizzly bears.

Shoot critters!

(Except for those Russian bears.)

I wonder if Betsy DeVos is angling for exposure on the Colbert show?

[eschereal]

Because coal, oil and gas are more abundant there than people,

@"[PopSci

(Wyoming is basically trying to outlaw clean energy)"]Last week, state legislators, several of whom deny the existence human-caused climate change, filed a measure that would effectively outlaw renewable energy by preventing Wyoming utilities from selling electricity generated by wind or solar farms.

Which still allows individuals to have their own personal wind or solar sources. Not sure if it will be legal to sell that stuff inside the state, though.

[Kobal2]

@Little_Pig

Michigan Bans Banning Plastic Bags Because Plastic Bag Bans Are Bad For Business

No sweat. City councils will simply pass Ban Ban Bans :D.

[Evil_Economist]

@eschereal

Because coal, oil and gas are more abundant there than people,

Last week, state legislators, several of whom deny the existence human-caused climate change, filed a measure that would effectively outlaw renewable energy by preventing Wyoming utilities from selling electricity generated by wind or solar farms.

Which still allows individuals to have their own personal wind or solar sources. Not sure if it will be legal to sell that stuff inside the state, though.

Republicans, champions of the free market.

[elucidator]

@eschereal

Shoot critters!

(Except for those Russian bears.)

I wonder if Betsy DeVos is angling for exposure on the Colbert show?

Better the Colbert bump than the Trump grab.