Oh Goodie!
Congressman Trent Franks says we need a Wall with Mexico to keep terrorists from smuggling in nuclear bombs hidden in bales of marijuana.
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The comedy skits just write themselves.
Customs: “What you got in the truck, Jose?”
Smuggler (nervously): “uhhh…just bales of marijuana, senor”.
Customs: “Fine, go on through.”
What’s wrong with that? Didn’t you hear your President just the other day, when he revealed that lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things? I for one am glad he is staying on top of this, with the able help of our DOE secretary, Rick “Oops” Perry.
And just in case you didn’t know, the marijuana can confuse uranium-sniffing dogs. Diabolically clever.
Apparently, Trent was not the first to blort that,
Yes, because drug lords would LOVE to kill their customers by the hundreds of thousands. Then they will really rake in the profits.
Muslim Terrorist: I want you to smuggle a nuclear device into the United States. I will pay you TEN MILLION DOLLARS! Bwhahahahaha!!!
Drug Lord: I make more than that every week. Why would I want to fuck with that?
Who would have thought you could get a contact high from fallout?
Drug lord addendum: “You know, I have heard of something called ‘drone strikes’.”
Drug smuggling is a cat and mouse game, with the full knowledge that we will only intercept some percentage of what comes into the US. They do it with the knowledge that they might get caught and my spend some time in jail.
Nuclear weapons being smuggled in by terrorists is a whole different story. We very much do not want even a single incident, and if you get caught, you probably won’t get to spend all that much time in jail, but it certainly will be the rest of your life.
I image we’d probably go so far as to give some drug lords free passage if they were highly complicit in catching this sort of activity, certainly be willing to give some levels of immunity in exchange for terrorists trying to smuggle in nukes.
Utah has a new law requiring fetuses to have anesthesia before an abortion, even though there is no evidence that fetuses feel pain. Doctors are saying that they have no idea how to do this, without giving the mothers anesthesia, which is not medically necessary. Utah’s governor has a bright idea: Learn how to do it from the state’s Attorney General.
Jason Chaffetz’s major issue that he feels needs to be investigated by Congress: How did Bryce Canyon National Park welcome the new Bears Ears National Monument the day after it was announced, without somehow having had to have advance knowledge that it was going to happen?
Friend who went over to the Conservative side now claims that the reason Republicans won was because Democrats spent the last 8 years badmouthing Republicans.
Geez dude, do you even remember this guy named Obama and what you people did to him over that time?
It’s interesting that Trump supporters are claiming that they voted for Trump because we Clinton supporters said nasty things about them, yet they’re the ones calling US snowflakes…
The really stupid part about it was that it was from an OP by him that was slamming Hilary Clinton and praising Trump. When myself and another person pointed out the flawed reasoning behind it, he falls back to claiming liberals are insulting conservatives.
Oh, and insults us for not getting whatever the fuck point he intended with the OP, which he didn’t explain.
So insult liberals, get a response, insult liberals, get a response, whine about liberals insulting conservatives.
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Might as well get hanged for a sheep as for a lamb. Go ahead and insult him.
Tell him I said he’s an America-hating fuckstick. Because the available evidence indicates that he is.
Why would Middle Eastern terrorists sub-contract with cartels for their marijuana delivery when they’re competitors ? Hasn’t he heard of Afghan Kush ? This is why you don’t put squares in power, jeez.
So, has he tweeted yet about how Hillary Clinton gave Russia 20% of our marijuana?
Like a Kingpin is actually going to think: I’m currently sending reefer and coke to the States, you know, I might as well include a nuclear weapon set to detonate- that surely carries the same risk/reward liability. C’mon Republicans, stupid really should be avoided and not encouraged.
More like:
Drug Lord: Okay.
[Later]
Muslim terrorist: What happened to our nuclear weapon?
Drug Lord: What nuclear weapon? I haven’t seen any nuclear weapon. And I certainly didn’t sell one on the black market for twenty times what you were offering me to transport one. Nope.
<walks away whistling nonchalantly>