Stupid Republican idea of the day

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It’s not the badger’s fault being rabid. Why not merciful euthanasia?

Ex-Gov. Rick Perry does not deserve a merciful death, the Fucker. Regarding the badger, I hear they taste like chicken.

Chickens are easier to catch than badgers, and not nearly such an unfortunate choice. Feeding the chickens was my first chore as a boy. To this day, I fuckin’ hate chickens.

And does he have faith in Harry Morgan?

Me too. That’s why I eat them. That’ll show 'em!

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Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand. He made my baby turn to stone for me.

What it costs for Bill O’Reilly of Fox News to get a hummer.

$13 million? Just the cost of doing business for Fox News.

O’Reilly’s salary, last time i looked, was in the neighborhood of $18 million a year, which means that he’s worth considerably more than that to the network, in terms of viewership and advertising revenue. Morality probably isn’t even a part of the equation when they add up the pluses and minuses of something like this.

Awwww – I’m touched. You people remember.
The epigraph I used for the first chapter of Medusa – Solving the Mystery of the Gorgon is from Charles Finney’s wonderful The circus of Dr. Lao:

You see Finney’s Dr. Lao doing it, too – using “Medusa” interchangeably with “gorgons”. A lot of people do it, they same way they uses “Pegasus” for any flying horse. (And even in ancient Greece, there were other winged horses. Helios’ Chariot of the Sun was represented as drawn by them:

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And Pelops, son of Tantalus, was given a chariot and team of winged horses by Poseidon. (THis might be them:)

http://alchemical-weddings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wingedhorses.jpg

I don’t think anyone in antiquity called these “pegasi”, or called gorgons “medusa”, but it’s pretty common in modern times.

You could always buy another copy, said Cal, rubbing his hands eagerly together.

Actually…

The people of GILLETTE, Wyo. have the audacity to hope.

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A new [Trump community!](http://www.sfchronicle.com/news/politics/article/Fears-for-Indonesian-park-s-rare-species-as-Trump-11035123.phpFears for Indonesian park’s rare species). Be grateful you are not a Gibbon, Dopers.

With you guys hijacking the thread to discuss badger cuisine, gorgons, and O’Reilly’s pressing need to find whores for less than a million-dollars-per-trick, I feel no guilt reporting on V.P. Pence’s encounter with a bottle of pancake syrup.

It’s funny, but isn’t this thread crowded enough without including parodies? I mean, I get your point, but it just contributes to the hijack. :slight_smile:

If multi-million dollar industries were built around the crossbreeding of piranhas and killer bees, this president would shut down all safety measures “to keep American workers working”.

I’m sorry septimus for hijacking this thread but yeah, Pence Is A Prick. He was the number one force behind this, the peckerhead. A real “Christian Soldier”. Fuck him and the turtle he rode in on.

I’m amused that Super Christian Pence can’t be left alone with alcohol or a woman.
What happened to prayer in the face of temptation?