Someone help me out here. What exactly would he be claiming as damages?
Well, if you have a real hair trigger…dry cleaning bills. 
I am more concerned about when they have to demonstrate standing.
With that law, Hannity becomes a living goldmine.
He also thinks being called Hot Chocolate is a compliment and i guess women should take it as such.
Yes, yes.
And next long hair. Or just being distinguishable from men.
Yep. Its funny how all the right wing anti-islamic types in this country seem to want our women to wear burkas also.
A woman at Congressman Warren Davidson (he’s the guy who holds Boehner’s seat now in Ohio)'s town hall told him that she was worried that her son would lose his medical coverage under the Republican medical plan. His reply? He needs to find another job.
Sessions originally: “I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the President of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and Constitutional power.”
Sessions today: “Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.”
Evidently God does.
God just made me spray chamomile tea on my keyboard…
What happened? Did Sessions just get struck by lightning?
No, that’d be slapstick. Sessions becoming AG is more of an absurdist comedy schtick (think Andy Kaufman mudwrestling Emo Phillips, with ring announcer Steven Wright).
Best, and most accurate, line from that column:
Hmmmmm. I’m picturing Sessions jumping up and down as his skeleton glows right through his skin with Frankenstein’s Lab sound effects and he shouts “Woo woo woo!”
Hawaii not being part of the USA proves that Obama is not a natural born American, therefore Obamacare is was not legally brought into force and effect by him because he obtained the presidency by lying about his nationality.
Its Republican humor, which is just like the regular kind except for not having any funny.
Does McMaster qualify?
And Mattis is by most accounts a competent guy who is respected by service members.
Two out of twenty ain’t bad.