Does it seem like he’s looking for where the line is? Looking for that one big lie that no one is stupid enough to believe? Just waiting for one of his believers to cry ‘bullshit!’
I had 150 women by the time I was 16. Then I ate 50 eggs in an hour. And followed it with a gallon of milk and didn’t puke. Then I lifted 500 lbs. Then I…
The difference is he actually does look like he could eat 50 eggs in an hour.
Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
I know this is a Cool Hand Luke reference but in the interest of ignorance fighting
OK, this is the Dope. Eggheads, us all. Let’s math this shit. Let’s posit an early puberty and an early cherry pop - say 12. That’s 4 years to 16, or 5 depending on how you count. 5 is easier math, let’s use that one. So he’s claiming that, over his high school years, he had sex with 30 different women per annum, or over 2 different girls a month. This at an age where just getting to second base is year-long assiduous work based on my recollection ; and all with the face and personal charisma of Alex Jones as handicaps.
I’m not saying he’s a liar. I’m saying he might just have admitted to raping up to 30 girls in [del]1990[/del]1986, possibly killing them too. Maybe he should deny it, because this is troubling information.
Vladimir “the Stilt” Jones is just cementing his “I’m bullshit” defense in the custody/pissing contest with his wife. That’s from back in post 33509 for those who have not indexed and cross-referenced this thread.
Not responsible! Park and lock it!
Knew a guy at Leo Burnett who had the Marlboro account. Created the Marlboro Man and everything. Insisted I call him Mad Dog. Loved his product so much (You get a lot to like in a Marlboro: filter, flavor, pack or box) that I think he beat the real Marlboro Man to death.
I thought the real Marlboro Man died of cancer…
Bah-dum-splash! My favorite headline was after Ike Turner died: “Ike Beats Tina to Death.” Girl’s nearly 80 and I still wouldn’t fuck with her.
“Dick Hammer”? You gotta be kidding me…
IOW, all of them.
NH Lawmaker outed as founder of an misogynist sub-reddit.
Some quotes from him reddit users put together:
That’s the dude who changed Marlboro from a woman’s cigarette to the supposedly manly man’s thing to suck on?
Tsk tsk tsk. Or perhaps I should say, “Hack, cough, wheeze”.
This is just horrible, poor guy, my heart is bleeding. Dumped so many times so young. I can’t imagine what he’s been through. No wonder he is so bitter.
I think I need a shower.
May he die alone and penniless.
Another one busted by inability to cover his tracks through the Series Of Tubes:
Actually, it is the same one, not “another” one.
I liked “Whitney Houston celebrates 5 days of sobriety” - five days after she died.
Why yes I’m going to hell.