Stupid Republican idea of the day

Oh my god.

That is officially the dorkiest thing I have EVER seen on this board.

And I love it and you so much.

Round up the Children!

Nevermind that a 1982 Supreme Court decision specifically said undocumented children could not be denied an education.

Its Scriptural, when the Lord said He suffers little children, so get them the fuck away!

But that only applied to children in the US, if you pack them shoulder to shoulder in cattle cars and ship them down south whole sale then they aren’t our problem.

It’s like that second amendment, it’s all about the punctuation. “Suffer, the little children. Come on.”

Ah, yes, the famous “Nazareth comma”.

Who gives a fück about a Nazareth Comma?
(ref: Vampire Weekend’s first album)

“Let the children eat succotash whilst they suffer”. Hence the phrase.

“The right number of guns is always one more,” said Congressional candidate Greg “Noodle Head” Gianforte. Also, Mike “The Magic Christian” Pence, sitting on his ass, declared “the war on coal” over.

More prime cut derplahoman.

Governor Fallin expounds on the evils of weed. Huge problems in states that have relaxed draconian control and prosecution. And, did you know it’s, “a gateway drug”. Horrors.:eek:

http://www.occnewspaper.com/ok-governor-fallin-says-marijuana-legalization-has-caused-huge-problems/

Note that an election proposal to decriminalize the weed and eliminate much enforcement PASSED. Of course, the legislature promptly overruled because the populace must have been on drugs to think about stealing money from the for profit prison industry.

Hell, I drove through there back in the late 1980’s. Walked into a real personable saloon. Nice folks. Good food. Pretty Women. God fearing people. By all means, stop on by.

Meanwhile, in Arizona, country music station KAVV 97.7 FM has been running, apparently for over two years now, a PSA on how to hide your child porn from the cops.

OK that’s as stupid as anything, but where is the Republican connection?

Hmmm. When do we start the trains to haul them all to death camps?

Arizona. Country music.

And child porn.

Not that. But I’m reminded of a moment, watching Cheech Marin’s Born in East L.A. He’s talking to his Mom, his Mom wants him to go down to the border and pick up his cousin. And he says “Aww, Ma, you know my Spanish is no good!”

That jarred me a little bit. I realized that I had just assumed that first-generation Mexican immigrants would speak fluent Spanish, without thinking about it. But do they?

If we deport Dreamers who are in their teens, are we sending them to a place where we expect them to “fit in”, speak the language and be comfortable with the culture? Do we expect that they will be welcome? Or will they be regarded as “gringos”?

Scott Adams, the “Dilbert” cartoonist, went full-on Trump crazy during the election, but he pretty well kept it on his blog and out of his comic strip, until today, when he went climate change denial.

The city of Charlottesville, Virginia is planning on removing a statue of Robert E. Lee from a city park, although there is a temporary injunction to keep them from doing it for now. But that didn’t stop a group of torch-wielding white supremacists from showing up to show their support for the Confederacy, Russia, and the Nazis. They chanted “Russia is our friend” and “Blood and soil”, which was a Nazi phrase.

North Carolina legislature strips education funding from counties represented by Democratic legislators and gives it to counties represented by Republican legislators.