Stupid Republican idea of the day

Let me see, how many Americans have been killed by Shi’ites?

Here is a scholarly articleabout people who have been killed by shits.

What’s that?
Shi’ites?

Never mind.

Like father, like daughter? Ivanka thinks that Judaism is one of the three largest religions in the world. (This is probably not footage of her visit to the Wailing Wall.)

Well, she used to live in New York City. (Counting on fingers) “Let’s see…there’s my accountant, my lawyer, my dentist, my dry cleaner…”

Agent Orange’s wall is on it’s way to completion.
First layer was driving out actual media and building a foundation of Breitbart, Infowars, Rush/Fox. Next layer is surrounding himself with worshiping syncopants.

"At Monday’s Cabinet meeting — the first President Trump had held with everyone on board — White House chief of staff Reince Priebus spoke up to thank Trump “for the opportunity and blessing that you’ve given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”

Priebus said he was offering words on behalf of everyone in the room. But one by one, pretty much everyone else seated around the table took the opportunity to lavish their leader with praise, too, as the media looked on."

No doubt with their mouths hanging open.

:eek:

Trump has legions of simultaneously prostrating trousers?*

:confused:

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Pretty much everyone outside that room looked on with jaws dropped to knees.

Can’t wait to see what Steve Colbert, Seth Meyers, etc., have to say about it.

They looked like hostages. Hostages with unseen guns to the back of their heads.

If only there were an SNL episode this week …

I posted somewhere else that the Secret Service was in the next room with all their kids and dogs and Zippo lighters, waiting for someone to decline to kiss the ring.

Maybe Trump got their loyalty oaths in writing.

He probably is holding members of their family in seclusion.

Mike Pence was the worst. My god, that man looked like he was going to burst into tears at any second.

Or maybe anyone who refused had a trapdoor open beneath their chair, dumping them into a shark tank or something.

Into a shark tank? Into? More like out of.

I believe we’re all thinking the same thing…

(Or maybe it’s just the Bond marathon on Ion.)

Sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads!

To be fair-ish, Judaism is in the top three in the US (in fact it might be #2). I too tend to forget how small the worldwide Jewish population is, given its relative size and prominence within the US.

Looks like it is #2. (Provided that you aren’t one to break Protestant and Catholic into separate groups, and you don’t count “nones” as being a group.)

Of course that 2.1 percent is a national average. I’m betting that where I live (in rural South Carolina) it is waaaaaay below that.

That Cabinet meeting was embarrassing to watch and listen to. I was reminded of Stakin’s “Cult of Personality”