No matter if this is original with you or not, it’s mine now.
Is it Virginia that is for louvers?
I think I’m paraphrasing Sir Pterry, but I can’t remember what book its from.
Asked if he’d take meeting with foreign source offering campaign info, Paul Ryan says “I’m not going to go into hypotheticals.”
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/885145095216939013?
Although the first thought that entered his head was probably “fuck no! Do I look like a complete imbecile?”
The thought would have entered Ryan’s head slowly. His entire nervous system is compromised due to his lack of a spine.
“Yes, yes you do.”
I would think the first thing to go through his mind would be, “What are the chances of me being caught?”
And the second thought was “Dear Lord, I’m going to be President, aren’t I?”
Reince Priebus was at the Trump Tower on the day of Orange Junior’s meeting with the Russian attorney.
https://twitter.com/AlexMohajer/status/884953667136135170
Well, not if he gives any answer that contains an implicit criticism of Trump. (Which he knows very well). Because if Trump’s vindictive eye turns on Ryan, it will be “Subreddit and Breitbarters, Assemble!” and they will commence to (try to) destroy him.
According to the New York Post, Donald Trump Jr. is an idiot. Who would have thunk it?.
Like father, like son?
From the article:
That’s a pretty good line.
My mother always said “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”.
Steven Colbert apologized to Eric for thinking he was the stupid one.
Nazi troll Jack Posobiec showed up at a Democratic Senate net neutrality demonstration to thank them for supporting demonic pornography.
This is the same guy who has obtained press credentials from the White House. In the past, he has attended anti-Trump rallies chanting “Kill Trump” and holding a “Rape Melania” sign.
Kid Trailer Trash for the U.S. Senate? A normal person might think the entire idea to be absurd. But now we live in Trumpland, so who fucking knows. The White House is basically a double wide at this point.
Now you’ll be able to open carry your knives and swords in Texas.
There is now a lobbying group pushing the idea that knifes and swords are covered by the second amendment.
I guess profits are down in the knife and sword industry.
Anyone who feels that there’s a genuine need to wear their Ninja sword to the corner store is probably someone who shouldn’t be playing with sharp things.
Seriously, what the hell is SUCH an obvious hip-hop rapper name doing on a Nashville hat act?