Stupid Republican idea of the day

Steve King, who is working hard to get the title of stupidest member of Congress, thinks people are joining the Navy SEALS so they can get sex changes.

He also says we can take all the money that’s being wasted now on food stamps and Planned Parenthood and use it to Build That Wall.

https://www.google.com/amp/thehill.com/policy/finance/341626-rep-steve-king-build-mexico-border-wall-with-funds-from-planned-parenthood%3Famp

Steve King again. “If this continues — this immobilization of the presidency over these kind of things — it’s gonna force Congress to do an investigation, a complete and thorough investigation, and that means go back all the way to the 650,000 emails of Anthony Weiner and look at Comey and his activities”.

Stop, don’t make me investigate Hillary again.

https://thinkprogress.org/steve-king-trump-russia-investigations-must-stop-or-new-clinton-ones-will-democrats-b757028e05c6

Can you carry your sword down the back of your dress?

I used to think Louie Gohmert had the Stupid down to a science. Now I know better.

If you’re a man wearing a dress you’ll need that sword to fight your way into the restroom.

Also, people get fat because they eat so much while on EBT.

That, and chiffon wrinkles so easily.

I know that in Ontario, Canada, a man can telemark in a kimono with a sword strapped to his back.

God, the picture on that article… Put him in a cheaper suit, and he’d be a dead ringer for every used car, time share, or ‘Florida real estate’ scammer in 80s and 90s TV.

The hair, the stupid faux-affable expression he always wears… It’s uncanny.

I had to google “telemark”. I assume you mean the skiing rather than the Norwegian county or the manufacturer of world class thin film products.

I’ve done far worse.

Wait, telemark, not telework? Never mind.

There’s cheaper suits?

The Republican national committeewoman from Nevada retweeted an article calling for John McCain to die. The author says she means it, the committeewoman said she was just being figurative.

McConnell’s newest ploy to get healthcare taken away: Let’s vote on it now but don’t make it happen for two more years.

“People are going to read things into things.”

Is there another way to read a caption “Amen.” with a linked article titled “Please Just Fucking Die Already”?

Must be one of THOSE Christians, who say amen sarcastically.

Maybe she should try utilizing a few more than 4 characters if she wants to be understood. Maybe, like: “Article makes good points about Sen McCain’s failings, but wishing death on someone not cool. Better McCain voted out.”

118 characters. Harder to misconstrue intent. But I suspect she was perfectly fine with the sentiment of the tweet.

PPP poll (warning: PDF) released today shows that 55% of those who report having voted for Trump in 2016 say that they do not believe Donald Trump Jr. met with a Russian lawyer to get dirt on Hillary Clinton (page 14) or aren’t sure. This despite Donald Trump Jr. claiming that he met with a Russian lawyer to get dirt on Hillary Clinton.

Also of note: 45% of Trump voters who say they would approve of his job performance if he shot someone on 5th Avenue (page 19).

To be fair, those are all people that thought Donald Trump should be the President of the United States. They’re all, each and every one of them, fucked in their heads.

The one time a Trump is telling the truth and the people don’t believe him. :smack: