Stupid Republican idea of the day

Representative Dana Rohrabacher (R-Crazytown) asks NASA scientist if there used to be civilized life on Mars.

Hell, I’m still waiting for civilized life on Earth.

I think that they don’t believe the media that is telling them that Trump Jr. admitted that. Maybe they don’t use Twitter or don’t believe that it’s really his account or something.

Anything that conflicts with their worldview must be wrong somehow.

To hell with Steve King.

Goddamned traitors

… and the craven traitorous cowards have not yet figured out he would happily destroy them anyway, just to feed his diseased ego???

OK, so then they’re stupid too.

Too commonplace. I want Mjolnir. And a flaming axe. And a belt made of skulls :cool:

Jesus.

Someone this stupid should not be allowed to posses matches, or be allowed out without their name and address pinned to a card on their shirt.

Not a problem. Given that it’s fire season here in California it’s already illegal for him to have matches without approval from his local sheriff. And I have no doubt the local constabulary can recite his address from memory.

I never thought I would agree with Steve Bannon on anything, but I believe he hit the nail right on the head here:

Yes, I liked that too. The Trumpistas may be evil, but Paul Ryan is simply a pusillanimous piece of squirmy little shit.

From Slate.com, March 17, 2017

Yeah, that’s a side-splitter for sure.

Interesting results on a new poll: 55% of Trump voters say they don’t believe Donald Trump Jr met with a Russian lawyer during the 2016 campaign. Which is something Donald Trump Jr has said he did.

Majority of Trump supporters ‘don’t believe Trump Jr attended Russian lawyer meeting’

Heh, that IS dumb. Everyone knows the locals call it Barsoom.

Ahem.

My favorite part is this bit of word salad:

[QUOTE=Dana “Dumbass” Rohrabacher]
Would you rule that out? That — see, there are some people — well, anyway
[/QUOTE]

I get the distinct impression that the “some people” in question suspect NASA of delivering child slaves to the Martians.

Followup on the “Slammin’ Greg” Gianforte assault story:

If you don’t want to be treated like a common criminal, maybe you should not commit crimes, jackass.

He was striking a blow for journalistic freedom!*

*The freedom from being reported on by journalists.

NRA goes all out racist, claiming Black Lives Matter are out to kill white people.

The thing that pissed me off was the answer. When pressed with “would you rule that out?” the guy makes some response that sounded a bit like “extremely unlikely.”

No, goddamit, “No!” That is the answer. Get a guy up there who can speak person. If the likelihood is small enough to underflow a common calculator, tell him straight out that you would indeed rule it out. Enough with this contract-pure accurate language that only in the end serves to confuse people.

He’s playing politics. If he goes up there and says that’s crazy talk, NASA gets defunded.