Stupid Republican idea of the day

I don’t know how they talk in Texas, but for those of us who grew up speaking English, “someone should go over and kick her butt” is advocating violence.

Yeah, at one time, but the actual wording isn’t the point, there are all kinds of things people commonly say that literally have violent connotations but commonly don’t, as in “Hillary kicked his ass in the debate”.

As for the phrase itself, I dimly recall “snatch a knot” as referring to ropes, a cowboy thing for quickly creating a sturdy knot. Don’t think I learned it in Texas, maybe from Louis Lamour books riding the Greyhound…

Akin to “tying a knot is his tail”.

Per the Urban Dictionary (useful for things like this), “snatch a knot” means:

Trump just nominated Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback to be “Ambassador for International Religious Freedom.”

He should be nominating Michael Vick to WWF any day now…

I’ve (unfortunately) lived in Texas all my life and have never heard this saying! Maybe it’s localized to a certain region. It sounds terrible.

I suddenly became curious. I recall that Priebus dude having been a Reincid wad of glop as top RNC guy, so I wondered who was in there now and why there has been so little noise thence. Lo,

That would be Willard’s niece. From the articulate branch of the family.

“Obstructorcrats”?

That’s so adorable! They’re showing that they can pass a bill that firmly states that they are going to pass a future bill. Awwwwww.

Dear America,

I.O.U. 1 backrub (redeemable later)

Love,
GOP

Dear Mr. Trump;
Weren’t we supposed to get a little foreplay first?
Regards,
Americans

Next time, just leave the soap where it is.

Senator Majority Whip Tom Cornyn:

From his own website: https://www.cornyn.senate.gov/content/news/cornyn-democrats-refuse-help-fix-health-care-mess-they-created

Irony is truly dead.
Quoth Maddowblog:

He cannot be this stupid.

Anthony Scaramucci Cites Disgraced Joe Paterno on ‘Honor and Dignity,’ Sparks Twitter Firestorm

I mean, he’s just fucking with us now, right?

Well, he’s working for a guy who likes to objectify 10 year old girls. So…

It’s a dog whistle to the “college football is more important than child rape” crowd. Thank heavens we don’t know anyone like that!

My god, he looks like Alfred E Newman aged 30 years.

If you hold up a paper towel tube like a telescope, though, you might spot one. Do not feed.

The frat rats are now in charge. Next: wet t-shirt contest in the East Room.

The Nickname “Reince Penis” Is Now Part of the Public Record

Courtesy of Scare-a-mooch.:smack:

I call him “Prince Rebus” myself. “Reince Penis” isn’t even funny except if you were a writer thinking up something a complete dumbass would do.

This is why Sessions will never resign. He’s getting to do everything he’s dreamed of.

Justice Department Says Rights Law Doesn’t Protect Gays

This is a detailed article about a particular case that Sessions has butted into. I can’t do it justice (as it were) in a short summary. The upshot: