Stupid Republican idea of the day

“And then the majority whip takes a steaming dump inside the ear of the caucus leader who fishes it out, eats it and then vomits into…”

:eek::smiley:

“Penis!”
“Reince!”
“Penis!”
“Reince!”

We always called it “Marco Polo,” but whatever.

“Repeat!”

Two chambers, one Trump.

Huckabee wants to repeal the 17th amendment. Because you can’t trust voters I guess.

https://mobile.twitter.com/govmikehuckabee

But as of this moment, he’s now a private citizen again. I don’t know whether to congratulate him or pity him. Probably neither.

And from last night.

A search of CNN turns up no such story.
So this man of God, a so-called Baptist minister, is a flat-out liar and a spreader of FAKE NEWS.
Explains where is daughter gets it from.

Oh come on. That’s not a lie, it’s a joke. I mean, Huckabee’s a theocratic jackass, but let’s be reasonable here.

I cite Poe’s Law.
ETA: I don’t believe that two-faced asshole has a sense of humor.

Mike Huckabee has habit of making really shitty jokes on Twitter.

Here’s a Cracked article about or Google “Huckabee Twitter jokes” for many more examples.

I laughed for twenty minutes.

The Texas state Senate has passed a bill that goes on to the state House, making it illegal to argue politics in your own home if there is a mail in ballot present.
Texas May Make It Illegal To Talk Politics At Home If You Get A Mail-In Ballot | HuffPost Latest News?

stares at username

:wink:

This must be that smaller government stuff I’ve heard right-wingers are so fond of.

OK, that I laughed at.

Pretty sure this is a stupid idea:

A GOP Staffer Crowdsourced a Resolution From a Conspiracy Subreddit
So Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) proposed (and apparently succeeded) an amendment to a resolution that included all sorts of conspiracy crap based on literally shitposts from reddit.
I just really hope it comes back to bite him in the ass - both the staffer and the idiot congresscritter.

Once, in 1960.

Michele Bachman: A hotline set up by the city of Minneapolis for reporting hate crimes is fascist and a violation of the separation of church and state. Bachmann claimed that this hotline is really an attempt to outlaw criticism of Islam and institute Sharia law.

Here’s the podcast she was bloviating on:When Nations Have Distress With Perplexity (Part 2) - Listen to Understanding the Times with Jan Markell, Jul 29, 2017