Stupid Republican idea of the day

You have just stated the Republican platform. Good job.

This is more of a response to a stupid republican idea, but Kim Jung-Un has sentenced Trump to death because of his insulting tweets.

They’re both insane and dangerously unhinged, and reading about the escalating levels of stupid aggression between the two makes me think about a “Simpsons” episode where they were reading Shakespeare, and Lisa (as Ophelia in “Hamlet”) says, “wait a minute…no one outcrazies Ophelia!”

Trump will have to take the bait, this is war!

I think it may be more about restricting higher education to people who already have the financial wherewithal to fund their own. Such individuals will generally be from wealthier backgrounds, and may be presumed to have the interests of the already-well-to-do at heart.

Found the gif

They WIN! Once you get past your first few million, money is no longer there to buy things, its just their way of keeping score. Now if we could just help them to undersand that they can the same ego boost from topping the Candy Crush leaderboard as they do for making the Fortune magazines top ten, it would engender an age of broad based prosperity.

Yeah, pretty much.

Billionaires Desperately Need Our Help!

Emphasis added.

You’d have to be totally heartless to want to spend money on poor sick kids when clearly it’s the billionaires who are really suffering!

Then the owners of Candy Crush can buy Belgium. Make everybody leave. Soon, we are hearing our country is being overrun by Belgies.

Which will have the effect of taking our attention off of the Dutch…

“Flem”. Which is the plural of “Flem”.

What a Walloon!

Which is the less surprising part of this story – the fact that the documentation of Ryan Zinke’s high-flying ways has mysteriously vanished…

…or the explanation offered by Zinke’s minion?

The dildo laws appeared to have been in place since 2008 but now, apparently, they are not.

I imagine there’s no size limit on said dildos since, ya know, everything is bigger in Texas.

The dicks tend to be smaller. Or so I’ve heard.

Unfortunately the dicks the dicks are attached to aren’t.

“Pastor supporting Moore: ‘More women are sexual predators than men’”

:rolleyes:

Oklahoma’s Senate just passed a bill requiring a woman to get a signed consent from the father before the woman can get an abortion. Meaning she has to reveal the husband’s name.
http://newsok.com/panel-oks-plan-to-let-dads-block-abortions/article/5538100

Can you provide a link that says that and is more recent than February?

Here’s the actual bill.(PDF)

Bill Summary page.
Came out of committee but never voted on. (May 26)

I suspect the problem wouldn’t be with fathers who were falsely identified and challenged their paternity, but with women finding male friends who would pretend to be the father. Even in Utah I have to believe that there are men who’d think this was a bad law, and would be willing to provide cover for their friends who wanted an abortion. How would the authorities ever prove the woman lied, or that the couple never had sex?

Maybe I shouldn’t put the idea in the legislator’s heads. They could change the law so that newspapers had to run the names of women seeking abortions, so any man could come forward with a claim on the fetus.