How about “I have no idea who the father is”?
If they insist on a name, I like Roy Moore, or whomever was the latest Oklahoma legislator to be arrested in a hotel room with an underage boy.
Now, now. He has not been accused of molesting underage boys. Yet.
But it would be fun. I can see the headlines…“Roy Moore accused of fathering 39 babies in Oklahoma. Mothers insist on aborting”
No, I would say that they could not do that – without running afoul of 1A. Freedom of the press means that the government is not allowed to stop the press from publishing stuff it does not like, nor is it allowed to require the press to publish information that they do not want to. However, since there is this thing with 3 w’s, the state would be allowed to pass a law requiring listing on its own website.
Note that the amended text of the bill calls for the patient to bear the expense of providing the affidavits of paternity and consent. They might further amend it to require her to publish them as legal notices, also at her own expense.
Fortunately, the issue appears to have been mooted by the inaction on the part of the Assembly.
Would he be o the hook for child support?
Well, if they are aborted, maybe not. But he might want to select for females. Really young ones.
Just read that this Thanksgiving, Trump is going to hunt down all the turkeys ever pardoned by Obama, and have them executed on live TV.
I think it was a joke. I think.
Palin pardoned a turkey at a slaughter plant while carnage reigned in the background. Spoilered for word salad and background throat-cutting.
Oh, sorry, it was just in my feed yesterday and I didn’t notice the date.
He would send his sons out, I don’t think Orange Chimp would want to go trekking in the woods. he’s afraid of non-flat terrain.
That aspect of the issue is probably why the leadership was persuaded to not schedule a vote.
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Roy Moore’s lawyers sent a cease and desist order to al.com, the media website which concentrates on Alabama news, over its coverage of his alleged pursuit of a 14-year-old girl. al.com’s response was, “Sue us.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2017/11/19/the-publisher-of-al-com-blasts-back-at-legal-threats-from-roy-moore/?utm_term=.6c59cf239c03
A certain Republican president has no opinion on Roy Moore, but he does have a very strong one on Marshawn Lynch. Smokescreens as far as the eye can see.
“More women are sexual predators than men,” Pastor Franklin Raddish told AL.com. “Women are chasing young boys up and down the road, but we don’t hear about that because it’s not PC.”
This guy must think that making Jesus roll over in his grave is like a parlor trick or something.
You really, really don’t want to see Roy Moore in beast mode.
If Marshawn gets thrown out of the game for knocking that shit down, I will gladly pony up on his fine.
I feel like I should move to Alabama. I could do with being chased up and down the road by lust-crazed womyn.
I suggest you take a good look at what Alabama womyn look like before you do anything to hasty.