Republicans want to install a Indian-style monarchy in the US!!!
Is this to combat the horror of creeping Sharia law?!
Senate Republicans set to unveiltheir “Real American Jobs Act.”
I love the continuing theme/shoutout to “real” Americans.
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Wait - let me guess: Gut regulations and lower taxes.
How’d I do?
Today in Bachmannia:
I want to return to St. Ronnie’s tax levels.
Of course, I agree with Rep. Bachmann on this. I’d love a return to a 70% maximum tax rate for the ultra-rich.
The stupidity here is not in her desire to roll back the clock to 80s tax levels, but for thinking that she’s proposing lower tax rates when in fact she’s proposing a massive tax increase (as the TPM headline makes clear.)
Well, let us be fair. if we roll back environmental regulations, just to take one example, it would almost certainly create jobs. I mean, how many firefighters and related personnel do you suppose it took to put out the Cuyahoga river?
IIRC, they didn’t, they just let it burn the crap off. Take the shit out of the river, put it in the air. Republican environmentalism. Emphasis on “mental”.
Bah. Clearly they are referring to “real” jobs, not real “Americans”.
So, minimum wage, right-to-work, benefit-free McJobs.
Now STFU and take your Soma.
-Joe
Pfft. She invoked Saint Ronnie. Nothing else in that sentence matters. Shut up, Fascist Commie Liberal.
-Joe
I’m not clear if the Real American Jobs Act refers to “real jobs” for Americans, or jobs for “real Americans.”
Have you noticed that as this thread goes on, we tend to ignore about fifty percent of the really stupid simply because it is overwhelmed by the incredibly stupid?
Is there any problem that can’t be solved by lowering taxes?
That was a rhetorical question – of course not!
It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet that has bacon wrapped steaks and lobster. Normally, people would be climbing over their grandmothers to get to the bacon wrapped steaks, but you put some lobster on the side of the room and suddenly nobody is interested in steak.
Fuck the lobster, and fuck grandma too – unless she gets out of my way, I would eat right through her to get to a bacon wrapped steak.
I thought it meant that this was the Real Act, as opposed to Obama’s Liberal Fascist Commie Jobs (Killing) Act.
Well…once tax rates go into the negative, can they keep lowering them? I mean, the actual value is a negative number, but the farther they reduce things the actual number goes up! So it’s like taxes are higher…right?
-Joe
That’s when we need Step 2 of the New American Century – we conquer the world, strip it of value, and give all the good shit to natural born Christian Real Americans!
Yeah, my drunken-driving, gun toting TN legislator sank without a trace. We’re becoming a nation of jaded individuals, I fear…
Regarding Real Americans, has anyone ever actually met someone from Wyoming? Exactly.
“Wyoming: we’re like Texas, but more imaginary.”
Boy, it’s a good thing the Teabaggers were elected in 2010 on a “it’s the jobs, stupid!” platform. That way, they can create jobs by killing women, in a #OccupyYourUterus takeover.
So what, in your Libtard world do women who are killed in back alley abortions not get buried?
Don’t you think morticians, gravediggers and embalmers are jobs? Fucking liberals and your socialist Crypto-Kenyan_Communist God!11