Tut-tut! Watch out! You’re being logical/reasonable now. That will not fly.
One of those times it’s embarrassing to be a Texan.
Suppose I oppose guns for moral reasons. Should there be insurance for those who may cause or receive a gunshot wound (highly correlated with gun owners) and want it paid for by insurance, so I don’t have to subsidize their fetish?
Don’t ask me. I don’t agree with their rationale; i was simply reporting what they said.
Should I, a person that supports zpop for moral reasons subsidize people having babies when it’s also more expensive than an abortion?
Yes, because as a liberal, you don’t have morals. You are guided by satan himself in your desire to murder the unborn.
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I thought that was google maps!
Decisions, decisions. Should I vote for scumbag Joe Arpaio for Senate, or Revenge Porner Craig Brittain?
(yes, I know this is from November, but he’s tweeting today about the liberal plot to keep him off the news)
No, no. Google Maps guides you to where you can murder the unborn. The desire to do so comes from Satan.
Judging by the number of people who use my neighborhood as a cut-through, an argument could be made that Satan and Google maps are one and the same, though.
Governor Eric Greitens of Missouri admits to having had an affair with a married woman and took a naked photo of her to use as blackmail to keep her quiet.
Confirmation that Greitens is a dirtbag, finally. It was already clear that he was in over his head as governor.
Here’s the original report:
http://www.kmov.com/story/37240190/governor-greitens-admits-to-extramarital-affair
To nitpick Rick Kirchen’s post a little, Greitens admitted the affair but denied the blackmail.
‘Affair’ is a funny word for what the woman says happened. (Which Greitens hasn’t denied.) Sounds more like he rushed her into being tied up before she had a chance to say, ‘hey, wtf?’
Legally I’m sure it qualifies as consensual, but this wasn’t exactly a thing where two people talk about their fantasies, and agree to try out one of them.
And as others around the Internets have already said, this sure doesn’t sound like his first time at this particular rodeo.
“Family Values,” Ladies and Gentlemen.
We all know what “family values” means. Take the cannoli.
Good point, I left out a comma that might have made that clearer. 
And the hits just keep on comin’! TPM reports that the woman told her husband that Greitens slapped her when she told Greitens she’d had sex with her husband since her last encounter with Greitens. The husband’s lawyer confirms that the woman did include that detail in what she told her husband. The husband’s lawyer predicts more damaging information will come out, saying, colorfully,
This is one of my most favoritest days in a long time.
If that guy ever searches “Smurf porn” or “Pterodactyl porn” his head will explode!