Stupid Republican idea of the day

Alex Jones’s YouTube channel has been blocked for two weeks for getting a second warning after attacking David Hogg, the Stoneman Douglas survivor, twice now as a crisis actor. One more strike in the next few months will lead to a permanent ban.

He’s now begging David Hogg on Twitter to come on his show.

Don’t do it, kid, the dumb rays will drop your IQ fifty points in ten minutes. You won’t be able to install a video game, much less play it.

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang

"Tim, Tim, Benzedrine!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
First, second, neutral, park,
Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!"1

Abaca dibrica dabrica dilliker
T - E - R - W - I - L -L -illiker
(hint: Hans Conreid. The audio sounds like ‘dillica’ and ‘illica’ but the character name ends with ‘illiker.’)

Breitbart strikes again!

Breitbart editor: Parkland students are ‘human shields for CNN’

Emphasis added.

WHAAAAT?? :eek:

And later in that article:

“You have this kind of collapse of the government to protect the people”? What does that even mean? I suggest you discontinue that medication immediately.

But this: the AR-15 is “one of the most popular tools people use to protect themselves.” :dubious: It’s a TOOL? No, honey, YOU are.

Jeff Sessions floats the ideal of banning bump stocks through regulation. Cite.

Wait just one freakin’ minute!

Using a regulation to bypass Congress?? No! It can’t be! You mean like Obama did on lots of stuff?? OMG! :eek:

Oh wait. I forgot: It’s okay when Republicans do it. Carry on.

It’s like all of those executive orders Trump’s issued – totally different from the Kenyan tyrant’s abuse of his office.

Joe Arpaio seems to think he and thump are soul mates. (Okay, I paraphrased a little bit. But just to make it more romantic.)

Eating OFF his hand, maybe.

Eating what? Green bologna and Nutra-loaf?

Arpaio just gave up an endorsement from Two Scoops. I can’t imagine Cadet Bone Spurs ever endorsing anyone who said that he needs help.

Eating his hand. Off.

Deceive Inveigle Obfuscate

-The Hill

Republicans running scared.

Sort of. There used to be broad dislike of Shitgibbon in the Party, but, at least for CPAC, that appears to have mostly evaporated. One of the most RW assholes out there is struggling with the problem

I always found her writings to be those of a dirtbag in the past. If you cannot keep her in your party, what next?

IMO the 1,000 seats the Republicans have snatched from the Democrats in the last 10 years says a lot more about the Democrats than it does about Steele or any Republican.e

The GOP is keeping on doing the same loathsom shit they’ve been doing ever since the party shifted after Reagan’s “The problem IS government” speech: moving to privatize everything, legislatively weakening any successful government programs, and demonizing anyone who benefits from those programs.

The fact that the Democrats have managed to become known as the party of the rich coastal elites, divorced from reality and the common man, while the party that’s actively and openly working to deconstruct any edifice not directly related to gathering large sums of money for the already-rich, is a failure on the part of the Democrats, who have themselves been corrupted by giant sums of corporate cash, hollowed out and weakened to the point of laugh-ability, and their spokespeople are now just a litany of empty platitudes and weasel words to avoid making any commitment to meaningful policy.

I think this is what marketing executives call “synergy” - here we have a group of people known for a propensity for losing it and shooting everything in sight with automatic weapons - “going postal” - there we have an organization that gets most of its funding from the manufacturers of those weapons…natural partners of course.

Geez, when was the last time someone shot up a PO? I think it is time to change that cliché to “going to school”.

Yep, Charen has ALWAYS been a reactionary twit ever since I first saw her byline on an Op-Ed page. And CPAC hasn’t been conservative at any time since I became aware of them in the late 90s - early 2000s. They’ve always been reactionaries, and radically so.

Right. The party that stands up for the poor people are the rich coastal elites. You might also look at population distributions to see that they represent the places where there are people. There are even Democratic representatives in Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama. Horrors.

Got drawn away from keys before I could proofread, I just realized the entire meaning of my post was derailed by lack of editing - fixed below:

Run-on galore, but a bit clearer.

I would add that as weak and prone to complete inaction as the Democrats are, it’s still wildly preferable to Republicans actively working to “deconstruct the administrative state” and “remove burdensome regulations” (read: protections, and burdensome on the corporations). I’d prefer things get frozen in the completely shitty state they’re in rather than getting the Titanic up to full steam and aiming it for the nearest iceberg.

And of course liberals are everywhere. Even progressives are all over; their policies garner majority support throughout the nation, even on some issues among Republicans. The fact that despite that fact they’ve become known as “rich coastal elites” is a massive failure on the part of the Democrats.