Stupid Republican idea of the day

You are thinking of the Eagles Forum. Totally different.

Thank God. Whew!

Paul Ryan just fired the House chaplain. Nobody is really sure why.

Although I wouldn’t be surprised if this Joe Walsh is a member of the Eagle Forum, Phyllis Schlafly’s group.

During the Zuckerberg hearing, Republicans were more interested in trying to roast him about alleged censoring of conservative black bloggers Diamond and Silk, which, of course, turned out not to be true.
They both actually went to testify before the House Committee, and Sheila Jackson-Lee asked them if they had ever taken money from the Trump campaign. They said no. Turns out, according to Trump’s Federal Elections Commission filings, they were paid.

Lying under oath? Good Republican values.

Diamond And Silk Appear To Lie Under Oath About Trump Payments | HuffPost Latest News?

Mike Kennedy, Republican state legislator from Utah, just beat Mitt Romney at the Republican convention in the state, preventing Mitt from getting the Republican nomination for the Senate and requiring him to go into a primary election.

Mike Kennedy thinks we should limit health care because people die when they go to hospitals.
https://betterutah.org/rep-mike-kennedy-access-healthcare-kill-poor/

Jesus. Kennedy is an MD. That’s “Dr.” Kennedy. So much for the Hippocratic oath.

Where are these assholes coming from? No shit “Doctor” people die in hospitals. In fact that’s probably where most people die.

Yeah, but it’s cheaper if they die elsewhere.

Yeah, but fiery vehicle wreck, maybe not so much. Those are costly to deal with and make us kind of squicked.

But doctors make more money if they die in hospitals.

They are what we expected them to be.

Sometimes the preacher throws the moneylenders out of the temple; sometimes it’s the other way around.

Still cheaper than dying of cancer or heart disease and sitting in a hospital, having thousands of dollars of resources poured into keeping you alive for another day.

He makes more money if his donors save on their tax bill.

In other stupid republican news. Stupid republican state rep tells the state’s sheriffs to ignore the executive order of the republican governor.

Eh, not so stupid. In fact, one of the smarter things from republicans these days.

Ahhh, there’s the stupid.

Just to heap on the stupid, we have our good sheriff Arpaio, er I mean Jones:

I like this quote:

How would he have the answers without reports and recommendations?

Well, yeah, we are. And it’s for a more disgusting reason than you were probably imagining. During the tax bill debate last year, Conroy offered this prayer:

No wonder Ryan was outraged.

Ryan was pissed about Conroy giving out Communion wafers for free. No handouts!

Some of the caucus members kept going back for refills of the wine.

Maybe the House doesn’t need a chaplain. If a member needs spiritual guidance, there are plenty of leaders of every faith in DC. Axe the position and use the money saved to help the city’s poor.

Are you serious? What does giving to the poor have to do with Christianity?

A report I read this morning said the Evangelicals among the House Republicans didn’t want a Catholic priest as chaplain, they’re calling for a pastor with a family.