Stupid Republican idea of the day

A former Dallas judge who’s now running in a GOP runoff for local commissioner has admitted to setting up a living trust that rewards his children for marrying white, Christian spouses of the opposite sex.

Oh dear god. The crazy lady started filling our mutual friend’s page with anti-abortion propaganda and claiming that Liberals are evil. :smack: I blocked her and apologized to my friend.

I’m not going to argue politics with you on someone else’s page. I’m certainly not going to help you Gish Gallop yourself into a frenzy.

Oliver North: School shootings are caused by Ritalin.

Or, as I’ve said elsewhere;

Oliver North, convicted felon who directly violated an act of congress. He’s already shown that he has no character, honor or shame. This is all about the money for him and it is strangely fitting that an illegal arms dealer should be lead a corrupt organization of arms dealers and owners who are more than willing to accept foreign money and slander victims of violence.

Our next door neighbour knew North when both worked at the Pentagon. He said that everyone was scared of North, that he was a real loose cannon.

Oh? I thought it was a “heart problem” (someone always says this when there is a mass shooting, because God has to be readmitted into the schools and more prayers must be offered up, and then nobody would be shooting anybody).

The death toll goes up, sure, but at least it shuts up those liberals going on and on about gun control every two weeks.

At first when I heard this guy, I assumed that he must be only talking about reducing the number of entrances into the building, making everything else fire doors locked from the inside that turn on an alarm when opened. But no, he specifically said to reduce the number of exits. What a moron.

“But I’m sure that puling a wild theory out of my ass will help.”

Hugh Hewitt thinks schools should ban trench coats.

But then only criminals will have trench coats!

Wait, maybe it’s a good idea then - Arrest anyone wearing a trench coat.

Not worried about hidden guns, worried about the Mopery!

Jesus, the nerve on that guy.

I, too, have noticed a pattern. In every mass shooting out there, the criminal had routine access to a fucking gun and a shit ton of ammunition. Here, I cracked the case wide open for you, you picklefaced arse.

Wait, what about Chuck Norris?

Columbo?

Wesley Snipes?
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Bogart?

Chuck Norris just stares at high school kids, and they shoot themselves.

Not since the alzheimer’s crept up on him and caught him by surprise.

Still waiting for that 1,000 years of darkness because we re-elected Obama.

It started in 2016, in early November.

When I was a kid, a trench coat was part of the official school uniform.

I see now that hoodies are also part of the uniform. How times have changed.

Hoodies and torn jeans are the uniform at my kids’ school. It’s not official, but it might as well be.

Which was the point a (Republican) friend made to my son when he refused to wear his Scout uniform. “What do ALL your friends wear? You DO realize you’re already wearing a uniform, right? So why not suck it up and wear the gear?”

(Luckily, his boss the Leftie Scoutmaster just shrugged and said “Okay, no problem, as long as that hood doesn’t get in the way of you listening to instructions.”)

Here’s a new one.