Stupid Republican idea of the day

They don’t remember Queen of Soul.
I think they’re crazy, their viewers growing old…

This is perfect:

Fox News Apologizes! https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1030225297461923840

Tucker Carlson shouts at a Univision reporter that tacos aren’t Mexican food.

As a native San Diegan, I will acknowledge that we have pretty awesome tacos, but you’d have to be dumber than a sack of hammers to think they were invented there.

That is THE FIRST time I’ve ever watched this Carlson guy. Really? He has a news job? I’ve only read about him, but great fuck. What the Univision broadcaster said hits home more: This is what a divided country looks like.

Jon Stewart was right about Carlson all those years ago: he’s hurting America.

Like San Diego didn’t use to be Mexico. Does he think Ward Cleaver invented tacos in 1955 or something?

He probably only knows the hard shell taco. Which was invented in the US.

Wiki.

If he’s from San Diego, he oughta know that a San Diego taco is made of chuck roast stewed with tomatoes, peppers, and onions, shredded, folded into a corn tortilla, fried until crispy, and garnished with shredded cheddar, lettuce, and hot sauce.

And he also oughta know that the only places you can get one of those are owned, operated, and staffed by Mexicans.

Most San Diegans (well, everyone in Southern Calif., really) under the age of 40 probably only knows (or wants) “Tijuana street style” tacos, and probably only gets tacos with fried shells at Jack-in-the-Box.

Even most people over 40 prefer the “street” taco style, unless they’re from some totally isolated suburb.

But it doesn’t really matter–Carlson is a complete douche. One of humanity’s most embarrassing specimens.

running coach @38621: That’s fascinating AND horrifying information. So those awful crispy taco shells were foisted on the innocent mid 20th century U.S. populace in order to sell machines that make awful crispy taco shells…?

Seriously.

Every once in a while I jones for a Taco Bell taco, but I NEVER think of them as real tacos. They’re just junk food.

When I want a taco it’s an embarrassment of riches…with nary a hard shell in sight.

Kellyanne Conway has a baffling question for the White House press corps:

Those aren’t the questions.
Those are the voices in her head.

The Boston Globe gets a bomb threat after Trump criticizes them for their role in the coordinated editorializing against Trump.

That’s to get and hold his attention in case he’s watching.

Erik Prince and his plans to privatize the Afghanistan war.

Does he think he can siphon more money out of the Department of Defense and the country they rampage through better than Dick Cheney did?

“Why aren’t you talking about what I want you to talk about? How can I make you ask questions which burnish Trump, instead of poking holes in literally everything he fucks up?”

“Why do you feel compelled to pry into criminality? Is it newsworthy to you? I’ll tell you what’s newsworthy: Me accusing you of doing something stupid which you never do.”

Medical Marijuana Violates Muh Ruhlijuhns!

You mean… they might have to rent to people who drink coffee!!!lebbentyONEZZZ!!!

Nah, here’s the text:

Oh no. They can’t use their religion to end-run state law to fight Culture War battles. Oh the horrors.

I’m slightly under 40 and I’d rather have a 'Berto’s-style fried shell taco, as I described above, than a street taco. The Jack in the Box taco is basically a dirt cheap imitation of the original San Diego crunchy taco.

Wouldn’t this lawsuit mean they could discriminate against people in a multiracial relationship? Or have sex outside of marriage?