Stupid Republican idea of the day

Holy shit! These people are complete nutters! And sadly, as you pointed out, these lunatics have political clout nowadays…

Duncan Hunter then and now:

I’ll just put this one here since Trump is a Republican and he is stupid.

Lawyer uses Trump’s flipping argument

Of course lawyers are going to jump on that. Won’t get anywhere, of course, but hey, the President believes it so why not?

Leaving the wife out of it is one thing, leaving the campaign manager out is something else altogether. She was both.

Instead of a “Days Since Last Racist Outburst” sign, it looks like Ron DeSantis is going to need a “Minutes Since Last Racist Outburst” stopwatch:

Update: He quit the group after [ DELETE ] getting busted [ /DELETE ] rethinking it.

I look forward to DeSantis’s future speeches.

“It will be a black day if Gollum is elected! If I may call a spade a spade, it’ll be like missing an easy shot at a treed coon! Nigger! Oops!”

Don’t spell out the word DELETE, just DEL in the brackets. No space before or after the DEL in the brackets.

Pro-Trump journalist says her surfing accident was caused by Hillary.

I was hopin’ fer much more bodily harm than just a couple of fingertips, dagnabbit! I gotta whip up a much more potent spell. Need more magickal mojo! :slight_smile:

SRIOTD #what-the-fuck-ever-we’re-up-to-now:

You know how Trump gets so much mileage out of “LOCK! HER! UP!”? Well, “STRING! HIM! UP!” is certainly a nice play on that, and exactly the kind of thing needed to get Liberals angry.

Because we all know that, in the real world, making your opponents angry automatically means you win.

My GOD, she is powerful!

You’re mighty generous with the term “journalist,” ain’t ya?

You joke…but that may be next. “OBAMA was spying on my campaign…hang him from a lamppost!”

Just implying that she is a vertebrate is questionable:
*Liz Crokin believes Satanic pedophiles want to kill us with vaccines and chemtrails. She’s theorized that JFK Jr. faked his death and is now the person behind the QAnon conspiracy theory. She says the mudslides that destroyed Oprah Winfrey’s home were God’s punishment for opposing Trump. She also says there’s a Hillary Clinton sex tape out there that proves Pizza Gate is real.… *

She claims that some people are about to write a hit piece on her, but how much work would that be beyond just quoting her?

On the one hand, who cares, it’s just some random nutter on the interwebs. Plenty of those to go around.
But on the other hand, where else in the first world but fucking America would someone unironically yell “witchcraft” !" ?! Jesus almighty, this shit is embarrassing to watch.

Alex Jones says the trans porn on his phone was a pop up ad.

Could be worse, Alex, could be worse.

My phone seems to have been infected with pop up ads for asexual porn.

Now we have photographic proof of one side wanting to control the narrative so badly that they’ll try and prevent any public record of things that don’t fit into it.

Trump didn’t say “wait, let him take pictures”, I note.

Harassing, assaulting, or disrupting the fact-gathering media makes you wrong. Just wrong, in a metaphysical sense. Wrong in that history will judge you to be wrong.