Stupid Republican idea of the day

Probably the only pop up in his house.

What the heck is asexual porn? Or is that a whoosh? Sometimes I don’t see those.

They live in a completely different reality. They’re creating their own truth, their own reality. This is the essence of authoritarianism.

They do not give a fuck how wrong it is. It’s not that the media are the enemy of the people; it’s that the truth is the enemy of their people. And if they succeed, there will be no more first amendment rights of the free press, no more rights to peaceably assemble, no more rights to speak freely. They’re at war with liberty. They’ll invoke “liberty” in their struggle, but it will be for the cause of having the freedom to do as they please, at everyone else’s expense.

During Obama’s terms he managed to reduce the federal deficit by about 1 Trillion Dollars annually — that’s Trillion with a T. Admittedly this was easier since his Administration started with a bang: the Bush Stimulus to cope with the Bush Financial Crisis.

So what did Trump and the Republiopaths do? They ordered a $1.1 Trillion deficit for this fiscal year — absolutely unprecedented in a time of prosperity. Republiopathic policies will increase the debt by at least Eight Trillion dollars over the next decade. Yes, that’s Eight Trillion with 8 T’s.

But Republiopaths are finally acting to reduce the deficit. Are congratulations in order?

After giving away trillions to the kleptocrats, Trump will save 2 billion or so by denying automatic pay raises to federal workers. These aren’t some boondoggle bonuses he’s vetoing but routine pay hikes that don’t even keep up with the Cost of Living increase.

Obviously someone explained to our Simpleton-in-Chief that federal workers tend to vote for the Rational, and not for Stupidity.

I hope someone starts a GD thread to saw how the SDMB’s nincompoops feel about this.

I think user_hostile tried to make a joke of the “exposing yourself to a blind person” variety.

At least some asexuals use pornography, but pornography featuring asexuals would either be indistinguishable from any other kind, only with people willing to have sex even though they never “crave” it, or, yes, nonexistent, as the joke implies.

I’ve been reading asexual porn since I was a kid. Got the current issue out on my coffee table right now. Maybe I should hide it, geez, the neighbor kids could walk right in and see “21 DIY Projects You Can Do… Popular Mechanics”.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PenmanshipPorn/

The Ted Cruz campaign just released a poster of a smoking, heavily tatted and roided up Ted.

They tweeted a photo of Beto O’rourke in the punk band which didn’t work exactly as they hoped - it proved to be very popular. So maybe now they’re trying to make Ted look cool too.

Actually quite prescient on her part. Predicts a hit piece and - BOOM - here it is on the SDMB! :eek: :smiley:

The creepiest part of that image is how it looks like he tried to steal that expression from Bill Murray.

Pennsylvania GOP county official calls kneeling NFL players baboons.

“Baboons”? “Monkey”? These words have nothing whatsoever to do with race. Zero. If you don’t believe that just ask the racists themselves, or ask SDMB’s own expert on racism, HurricaeDitka.

That image looks even more ridiculous than any of the pictures of actress’ heads joined to naked porn starlet bodies that I’ve… er, heard they have on the Internet.

Wait, when did Ted Cruz join MS13 ? And weren’t MS13 the big bads ? This is so very confusing.

El Chapstick.

No kidding. Whose body is that anyway? Not Ted’s.

Ted Cruz came from Laredo T E X
Hitchhiked his way across the U S AX
Plucked his eyebrows along the way
Shaved his legs and then he was a she

She said Hey, Babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Hey, Babe
Take a walk on the wild side

Last night Tucker Carlson attacked Amazon, WalMart and Uber and called them the “backbone of the left” - paying starvation wages putting employees on welfare.

He observed that only Bernie complains about this. Not an expected Republican criticism.

Laura Ingraham had Ron DeSantis on her show and brought him on by playing “Shock the Monkey”.
http://www.joemygod.com/2018/08/31/laura-ingraham-plays-peter-gabriels-shock-the-monkey-as-she-welcome-ron-desantis-to-her-radio-show/