[Homer Simpson] Oooh, he card-reads good. [/Homer Simpson]
7-year-old migrant girl taken into Border Patrol custody dies of dehydration, exhaustion
So, Mr. (So-Called) President, do you OWN this? Are you PROUD of this, you motherfucker?
“She wasn’t a citizen, right?”
That’ll be the same Jared who couldn’t get his requested security clearance after repeatedly failing to fill out his application properly (an act, by the way, which is a felony).
“… A source familiar with Trump’s thinking said …”
Ouch. I mean, I understand the basic concept of the null hypothesis, and the idea of studying the properties of vacuum, but this hurts my head.
Borgnine stank in From Here to Eternity!
Totally redeemed himself in Escape from New York.
Fresh out of his grueling 12 day prison term, George Papadopolous says he wants to run for Congress.
And he’s just confirmed it:
“It is true. I will be running for Congress in 2020, and I will win. Stay tuned.”
A Trump endorsement should seal his doom.
She didn’t die on the trip, you MF asshole. She died in the custody of the United States of America as a consequence of orders from your MF boss. :mad:
There was a woman in Target this afternoon having a phone conversation with her phone set on speaker. The woman she was talking to was ranting about how it was the parents’ fault the girl died, not the Border Patrol’s. The Border Patrol didn’t drag the child 2,000 miles across the desert. I just shook my head and thought, well, I guess if you’re inconsiderate enough to have a speaker phone conversation in the store, you’re probably gonna have friends who are just as fucking stupid as you are.
Why just think it? She was using a speakerphone, her friend would’ve got the message.
No, no, it’s a quotation *. The proper answer is “Shaddup!”
Otherwise you’re correct. Borgnine was great as Cabbie.
- One of Drew Friedman’s most brilliant one-pagers
Not only will they look like Borgnine, they will talk like him, too.
“I got dis goddam painful rectal itch.”
“You should SEE my corns.”
And will live to be Ninety-plus
And end up living in a retirement home in Bikini Bottom with a scallop over the nose.
Pacific Life has pulled their ads from Tucker Carlson’s show after he said that immigrants make the US “dirtier”.
Is that HIM???
Wow, that scallop really makes an effective disguise…
I’m pulling my ads from Pacific Life. If it took them this long to notice that Tucker Carlson is a contemptible excuse for a human being, I worry that Pacific Life managers are too imbecilic to be toilet trained.