I have. And that’s why my father was no longer allowed to decorate Christmas cookies.
Now that is funny.
More to the point:
The party of unrestricted private enterprise is shocked and horrifed when private enterprise begins to turn against them.
They tore down the Fairness Doctrine and now they’re utterly fucking gobsmacked when companies no longer want to play “fair” to the extent of just giving them a platform, come Hell, high water, or boycotts. I’m not especially fond of the Fairness Doctrine myself in the modern media landscape, but you have to acknowledge the utter lack of self-awareness which is undergirding their thought processes here.
You can’t gerrymander a boycott, dumbshits. If you’re too unpopular to convince a company to keep you, guess what: You don’t get kept!
Expecting the media to support you against the gays, for example, only works when you’re worth more money to them than the gays and the allies are. The moment that balance tips, and it tipped years ago (but within my lifetime), you’re gone, relegated to third-tier media outlets and websites most normal advertisers won’t touch, so you can stew in your incestuous fucking circle-jerk you call the Moral Majority without a hint of fucking irony. You’re out there with the Mormons, living in a parallel universe most of your kids are desperate to escape.
Katrina Pierson wants to know why John McCain won’t answer her questions about the Steele dossier.
I can think of at least one reason.
She’s brain dead?
Alright, I can think of at least two reasons.
Remember Mr. Law and Order, who campaigned in the Georgia Goobernatorial primary in the deportation bus? Yeah… https://www.ajc.com/news/local/former-candidate-for-governor-indicted/mFyt65azxuJhQPu5ANuRbJ/
Distracted by the holidays?
Electoral College Trump: We’re going to build the most beautiful steel slats!
MAGAbots: Build The Steel Slats, Build The Steel Slats!
ECT: And who’s going to pay for them?
MAGAbots: We Are!
ECT: AND WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THEM?
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ECT: AND WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THEM?
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This is beyond parody.
Why am I not surprised?
Is that what they’re calling it now?
He’s an agent of the (Six Feet) Deep State?
I haven’t visited ‘The Onion’ in months. Does it even still exist?
Does it even need to? :dubious:
Yes, but they’re having more trouble every day finding a way to satirize an administration that is itself satire.
New York Post headline:
TRUMP TO ONION, “HOLD MY BEER”
Sure. Can’t you hear the crying?
In Texas, that would be “Hold my beer and watch this.”
Indeed it does!: Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb