Stupid Republican idea of the day

That was, “He’s like thirty 2-year olds”. Has to be to jibe with reslity. (I know.)

Worse than, “Let’s keep her. How much harm can a girl cause?”

:: golf clap ::

Rand Paul just went off on twitter celebrating Festivus by airing grievances against just about everybody.

Republican strategist says real Americans don’t give a shit about no-pay for federal employees.

I’m just gonna say it. What we’ve seen justifies my hatred of conservatives. They’re human shit. I fucking hate these mother fuckers. This is 1865, and I want these animals conquered, crushed, humiliated, and controlled. Throw them into some education camps. Teach them the ways of real Christianity, not their fraudulent Falwell shit.

Reading that, my impression of him just went up a few notches.
But I do disagree with him on one important point; that beard makes Cruz look FAR more Canadian.

I was going to suggest he meant to say “like a dirty two-year old”, but this is better.

You linked to Yahoo’s main page.

Thanks!

Maybe you should start a Pit thread.

Meltdown here.

I’ve been chastised for calling the Suckabee twat a ‘whore.’ Is it OK if I use that designation for her putrescent father?

“Man if you weren’t a sociopathic libertarian with a deep personal investment in seeing my relatives die of treatable illnesses and a consistent record of supporting Trump’s worst ideas this thread would almost make me like you. Almost.”
-Me, on twitter.

I think I somehow missed all the funny bits. All I can say is, don’t give up the day job for comedy, Sen. Paul. Well, actually you could give up the day job. If you want.

I thought this one was pretty funny:

“My friend Lindsay Graham is a bit mad right now. You see, he’s never seen a war end before. He’s going to have to console himself with the fact that we still are in about 8 more. I know it will be hard for him, but I think he’ll get by.”

Whoops, sorry about the bad link earlier.

This ine should be better.

So Syrian conflicts will automatically end after the US pulls out? I guess he’s right. Just ask [del]South[/del] Vietnam.

Having suppressed Democratic votes as much as they can, Republicans in South Carolina are now considering suppressing the votes of their fellow Republicans.

And now Huckabee brings us the Fatal Attraction ending” defense for Trump’s inanities!

‘Deportation bus’ politician jailed after being indicted on insurance-fraud charges
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/deportation-bus-politician-jailed-after-being-indicted-on-insurance-fraud-charges/ar-BBRtjzA?li=BBnb7Kz

Yell loudly about the horrible crimes committed by brown people all while committing crimes yourself. Then yell about a ‘political witch hunt’ in a state almost entirely Republican.