I’m just gonna say it. What we’ve seen justifies my hatred of conservatives. They’re human shit. I fucking hate these mother fuckers. This is 1865, and I want these animals conquered, crushed, humiliated, and controlled. Throw them into some education camps. Teach them the ways of real Christianity, not their fraudulent Falwell shit.
Reading that, my impression of him just went up a few notches.
But I do disagree with him on one important point; that beard makes Cruz look FAR more Canadian.
“Man if you weren’t a sociopathic libertarian with a deep personal investment in seeing my relatives die of treatable illnesses and a consistent record of supporting Trump’s worst ideas this thread would almost make me like you. Almost.”
-Me, on twitter.
I think I somehow missed all the funny bits. All I can say is, don’t give up the day job for comedy, Sen. Paul. Well, actually you could give up the day job. If you want.
“My friend Lindsay Graham is a bit mad right now. You see, he’s never seen a war end before. He’s going to have to console himself with the fact that we still are in about 8 more. I know it will be hard for him, but I think he’ll get by.”
Having suppressed Democratic votes as much as they can, Republicans in South Carolina are now considering suppressing the votes of their fellow Republicans.
Yell loudly about the horrible crimes committed by brown people all while committing crimes yourself. Then yell about a ‘political witch hunt’ in a state almost entirely Republican.