Stupid Republican idea of the day

Jack Chick’s opinion on the matter (Classic parody)

OK, today is Friday of next week. Have the Republicans named members yet? Anyone know of a good source for keeping tabs on this?

They did either Wednesday or yesterday, I forget which. The first meeting won’t happen until Monday or Tuesday, though. The members named were nearly identical to the ones who’d served before (less four, because of the change in majority), and there’s some speculation the delay was intended to hobble Mueller’s investigation for as long as possible, possibly in the hope that if/when Barr is appointed AG he can shut it down before Mueller can make effective use of the information Schiff plans to send over.

Hey, thanks!

By providing russian oligarchs with giant govt contracts with no oversight or accountability, letting them take all the kickbacks they want.

Announced Wednesday, according to Axios:

Rep. Devin Nunes (Ranking member)
Rep. Mike Conaway
Rep. Mike Turner
Rep. Brad Wenstrup
Rep. Chris Stewart
Rep. Rick Crawford
Rep. Elise Stefanik
Rep. Will Hurd
Rep. John Ratcliffe

https://www.axios.com/house-intelligence-committee-republicans-trump-russia-investigation-f1c61197-1d6b-45cd-98b2-0934cd247578.html

New QAnon conspiracy theory: Justice Ginsburg is either dead, or on the verge of death, and the Democrats are hiding it to keep Individual 1 from appointing a new justice.
Trump Allies Think Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Hiding or Dead. It Started on QAnon.?

“Weekend at Ruthies”

Even dead she’d be a better jurist than anybody Individual-1 has appointed.

QFT.

The Bathroom Police are at it again.

You see, we have to force children to expose their genitals to adult authority figures, so we can make sure nobody gets preyed upon while they’re just trying to pee.

Trump Admin Says It’s Too Hard To Reunite Thousands Of Separated Families: Court Filing

(My emphasis)

Jesus. Wept.

I am ashamed at being even tangentially a part of this by virtue of being an American citizen. This is evil.

I took to the streets 4 times last year. I voted. I wrote letters and made phone calls. It looks like I’ll have to make more of an effort this year; I clearly didn’t do enough.

This situation cannot continue.

Yes, that is an ICE detention bus fitted entirely for young children.

That’s the problem, you took to the streets 4 times, but you only voted once.

What do you think Soros is paying you the big bucks for?

Where are the leg shackles? ICE is clearly coddling these law-breaking babies.

Children are more affected from having their heads slammed in the doorframe. Once you do that, they’re pretty docile.

Plus the seats are facing the front, so in the event of an accident (or even a sudden stop) their heads will be thrown forward. Concussions can make great docility-inducers.

It occurs to me that this would be a good time for armies of lawyers and law students to head to Mexico and gather groups of parents into a shitload of class action suits to be filed against anyone and everyone (they know who they are) who separated these kids from their parents without establishing any procedure for keeping track of them so they could be reunited with their parents.

We blast other countries for human rights abuses… <sigh> this is beyond belief.

Really? That does not sound like something they’re saying about kids adopted or fostered by responsible adults. I wonder how many of those kids were killed & dumped, or have been so abused that it would be terrifically embarrassing to reveal.