The second coming of Christ ended abruptly in a small town in Iowa when, as he was leading a congregation to the church, a pickup came around the corner, striking and mortally injuring the Messiah on Highway 14. Thus, bleeding profusely, with “ATOYOT” embossed on his chest, Jesus lay down between the stripes and died on the crosswalk.
Expecting, maybe not, but best be prepared and keep that cross warmed up and ready.
I think you mean a “long haired hippie type pinko fag, with a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.”
Who can tell me what song that is from?
I’ve been to the Dew Drop Inn. . .they are very fond of Charlie Daniels there.
mc
I’m going down to the Dewdrop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain’t much to country living
(fluids)
Warren Zevon, too
No idea, but I bet you voted for George McGovern for president.
But the crowd only cried the louder, “Crucify him!”.
“They’re gonna crucify me!”
-John Lennon
I ain’t even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife.
I’m a faithful follower of Brother John Birch / And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
hey, go easy on Lennon, he was a fuckin’ artiste, he was sensitive as shit
I was actually quoting him in “The Ballad of John and Yoko.”
A repeated line is:
Wouldn’t that qualify as double jeopardy? :dubious:
Alabama newspaper editor calls for the KKK to cleanup Washington DC.
I clicked on that link and, just below the first sentence in the article, is an advertisement for, and I kid you not, “Temple Beth Or Jewish Food Festival & Treasure Market” for this coming Sunday. The address of the temple is on Narrow Lane. For some odd reason, I feel that should be the address of the small-town Alabama newspaper that ran that editorial. Oh, and Goodloe Sutton, the bigot who wrote that editorial, has, shall we say, an interesting take on English grammar. Check out this eloquent utterance:
The rest of his screed is a lot of nonsense. I love the bit, though, where he accuses freed slaves of scaring others–and even killing other Blacks–by putting on Klan robes themselves and “night riding”.
p.s. And then there’s the bit where he accuses the Democrats of “getting us into World War II”. WTF?
I suppose we should at least give him credit to specifying the use of hemp ropes. Nice to see he’s worried about the environment.
The beauty of her argument is it also can excuse police shooting black people, any civilians killed by american soldiers and so on: it’s all good because you might bag a Jesus and save all of humanity.
Wait what am I saying? Jesus can’t be black
He’s a very dark shade of beige.