Speakers at the CPAC convention:
Ollie North, convicted of lying to Congress, now President of the NRA: “They’re not going to be content to simply ignore the last four words of the Second Amendment, they want to repeal all 27 words and confiscate every firearm in the country.”
Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy: Donald Trump was ‘chosen by God’ to run for president
Former Wisconsin governor Scott Walker: some people “take the baby home and kill the baby at home.”
Sebastian Gorka: Liberals want to take away your hamburgers. “This is what Stalin dreamt about, but never achieved.”
Jacob Wohl recently banned from Twitter, was wandering around with a “bodyguard” who is wearing one earpod in his ear trying to look like he’s listening to security conversations. Wohl gave a press conference in the conference lobby (since he couldn’t speak at the conference itself) in which he was handing out “confidential” reports proving that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is married to her brother.
Prior to CPAC Wohl was ‘wandering’ around Minnesota hoping to get Omar to sign a document saying she did not marry her brother. Of course all he really did was hide in a armored car most of the time (seriously, he was so scared of the big bad city he went around in an armored car). He never found Omar and all he could do was declare that ‘Tens of thousands of Somalis’ illegally emigrate there every month. All he could do was impotently bad-mouth the city for being cold (in Feburay, go figure) and having a neighborhood with Somalis in it.
I didn’t think O’Keefe could have a drooling dumber cousin but Wohl managed to be it. How does this dumbass get money to travel around in an armored car in a city?
He was with Laura Loomer in Minnesota, the loon who handcuffed herself to the doors of Twitter after she was banned, and then uncuffed herself when nobody cared. Loomer was arrested in Sacramento a few weeks ago for trespassing on the grounds of the Governor’s mansion wearing a sombrero, serape, and fake mustache.
The first half is just a rhetorical flourish, you know, the sort that the founding fathers used in exactly zero other places in the documents that they wrote to form our nation.
Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO[del]'Keefe[/del]) gave a rousing (I guess) speech at CPAC, stepped off the stage, and was served a subpoena that he had been evading for weeks. The plaintiffs want to depose him on his activities as Missouri AG. Best of all, he is not a party in the action. How loathesome do you have to be to avoid service on something that you are not even being sued for?
Trump, Republican fucking idol, claims that if there was one single person on the planet that would not know about dead American Otto Warmbier that person is Kim Jong Un. Wooooooo! Party streamers and kazzoos! Maga, am I right Republicans!
(Singsong breaks out!! And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free, and I’m proud to be an American, god bless the USA! wipes tears away with stars n stripes)
The base needs some distraction from their growling realization about being fooled by Individual-1, apparently, so the Florida GOP is going back to one of their standbys, abortion. Now there’s a bill to outlaw it after fetal heartbeat, never mind that it’s something that’s been tried and shot down elsewhere and will only add to the taxpayers’ costs for legal fees. But the best part is FL House Speaker Jose Oliva referring to pregnant women as"host bodies".
They’re not really supposed to say that last bit in their outside voices, even though that’s how most of them actually *think *of women. We’re not people. We’re incubators.
I place this here because there isn’t a Sickeningly Bigoted Republican Piece Of Shit thread.
“The display featured a picture of the World Trade Center in New York City as a fireball exploded from the one of the Twin Towers, set above a picture of Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, who is Muslim.
“‘Never forget’ - you said. . .” read a caption on the first picture. “I am the proof - you have forgotten,” read the caption under the picture of Omar, who is wearing a hijab.
This poster is in your Capitol on a booth sponsored by @WVGOP “When someone shows you who they are, believe them” pic.twitter.com/4k566ztHWo
— (((Mike Pushkin))) (@pushkinforhouse) March 1, 2019
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