Deadstate.org is a really interesting site. This is from there:
That is some heavy-duty irony.
If the Titanic had as many watertight compartments as this guy, it would still be afloat.
Arizona governor Douchey is mad at Nike because they won’t make Betsy Ross shoes. So he’s pulling all incentives to have Nike build a plant in Arizona. Goodbye 500 jobs. Eh, they’d probably just go to Messikins, eh, guvnuh, amirite?
Build that wall! Maganuts!
Ted Cruz got in on the outrage:
A lot of white supremacists were looking forward to having their own high-status themed-shoes. So sad! But Ted is right there, fighting for their right to identify themselves podiatrically!
I thought these guys gave up Nike back in 2017?
The Trumpist way is goldfish memory. It’s the same phenomenon that permits Trump to greet each new surge of the Dow over 25,000–following each drop below 25,000, of course–as a Historic Event Proving His Magnificence.
So they don’t remember that they were mad at Nike back in 2017, over the Colin Kaepernick association. Being mad at Nike is a brand new thing!
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Uh, Ted, I don’t mean to disturb your well-thought out outrage, but, if you don’t mind, I’d like to point out just one fact, a simple one, really. Are you ready? I don’t think so. Perhaps you should sit down for a moment. Oh, and shutting the fuck up might help, too. Anyway, here’s the fact: the flag of the United States of America has fifty stars, you fucking moron. Thanks for listening. Now go rot somewhere.
Cruz and these idiots protesting Nike’s decision are the same, and I hesitate to use this word to describe them, quality of morons who complained about Coca-Cola running an advertisement with people singing “America the Beautiful” in different languages. Said morons freaked out about the national anthem being sung in any language other than English.
To be clear about my post above: it is the word quality I hesitated to use. Moron, of course, I had no hesitation–that sucker was eager to rush out the gate!
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It’s a good thing @Nike only wants to sell sneakers to people who hate the American flag… "
I’d venture to state that there is not a soul on the planet who ‘hates the American flag’. Normal people don’t really care about flags.
Any person who respects the flag would know it’s not appropriate to wear it, especially on a part of your clothing that’s going to get dirty and stained.
In reaction to the loss on the census question handed to the Trump administration by SCOTUS, Deplorables are trending the hashtag, #BoycottTheCensus.
Yeah, that’ll teach us a lesson. Fewer representatives from Trump states.
Any person who actually respects their country’s flag does not molest it on stage.
Hell, I’ll help 'em astroturf that. Census is just a tool of the libruls! Wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole!
Any person who (earnestly) respects any flag should probably see the inside of a rubber room.
So what exactly should happen to a fake orange man who molests the flag only to show us, “Hey, look who’s in charge now!”? I’m sure the answer I’m going to read is one about how orange dick suckers are the best in the world, who have the best people, who think bigly. Is my American flag tee with orange Donny boy sucking on Putin’s dick offensive? Maybe to Putin lovers and orange dick suckers, but who cares? The FB posts should send the FBI to my house any day now. (Been about 17 months…)
The Ray Charles version should be your national anthem.
And of course Rafael Cruz is an idiot. He is one of the people complaining about what happened to Andy Ngo but didn’t say fuck all about Jamal Khashoggi.
“America the Beautiful”, right? Because AFAIK there is no Ray Charles recording of SSB.
He would be if he actually *meant *any of his pandering bullshit. But he knows his audience and what it wants.
Yes, America the Beautiful.
Another vote for America the Beautiful over SSB. Singablity aside, it doesn’t help that the first verse of the SSB is just two questions (the first one being a long and meandering one), both starting with “O say”, whereas AtB is just lovely. I’m even willing to overlook the nod to ceremonial deism.
Musically I think the Russians have it right. The words are the usual “we will triumph over adversity and our foes, yadda yadda yadda” jingoistic bumf you get in the SSB and La Marseillaise and so forth, but the music is a real rouser.
I love the Russian national anthem. I’m talking about the melody; I don’t know what the words are. I got familiar with it during my teens when it was played many times during the Olympics when Russian athletes were awarded gold medals. Then after the fall of the Soviet Union, you didn’t hear it any more. But now it’s back and just as goosebumpy as before. It’s solemn, somber, a little sad…like me.