PTSD. Sounds good. Congress is desperately deficient in unstable people.
Stole 279 items in one day, valued at $2,000? I don’t even…I mean, da fuq?
peanuts counted individually ? I got nothin’
The link says “Stella was accused of stealing 279 items from Target totaling over $2,000 on Jan. 8 this year.” I’m not sure if they meant she stole everything on Jan. 8, or she was accused on Jan. 8, meaning she could have stolen all those items on an extended time period. Or maybe she went in with an extra large purse, scraped all the knickknacks off a shelf into it, and walked out.
In the business, we call that a “cart push”. The thief fills up a shopping cart, waits for an opportune moment, and nonchalantly walks out the door with it hoping that staff and/or security don’t notice them.
We caught one at the store I work at that was worth $1,000 a few years back.
Ah! So, stealth, then?
Sounds more like sport.
There’s stealing, and then there’s stealthing. The best stealthers can do both at once.
I can do neither. Too lazy to work, too chicken to steal.
Too noisy to stealth?
Here we go. Trump’s a crook so I may as well steal too.
The White House, on the other hand…
As I understand it, the man went on Grindr with the pseudonym “Mr. Felix Horsecock” but it was “discovered” that his real name is Senator Walter Horsecock.
Of the Ipswich Horsecocks, one presumes ? 
This reminds me of an incident at a Target-ish store where a friend worked: someone tried to steal a basketball by dribbling it out the door, the idea apparently being that it was so obvious he must have paid for it.
Pronounced, of course, “Throatwarbler Mangrove.”
Just adding another piece of evidence to the mountain.
Evidence that all Republicans who are anti-gay family values types are, in fact, self-hating gays.
Of course, you can blame them, and/or you can blame the culture that creates them, by teaching them that what they are is an abomination and that they can choose not to be gay.
As a self-hating bourgeois, I can absolutely blame them. You can’t change who you are or where you were born ; but you can sure as shit choose not to be *that *guy.
07/29/19
Senator Steve Daines of Montana has introduced a resolution to condemn Socialism.
By which, no doubt, he means anyone who is (a) Democrat, (b) minority, (c) Muslim, or (d) any of the foregoing. Oh, I wonder how he feels about: (e) social security, (g) medicare, or (g) the United States military’s socialist programs (health care, housing, etc.).
I see he’s taken a cue card from the lying bastard in the White House:
No evidence for the basis of the resolution. I thought these 'pubbies were all about following Christ (yeah, right). Didn’t Christ tell them not to build on a foundation of sand?
p.s. This bit is hilarious.
I thought it was the Black Death that did that for Europe, not the economic system.