Stupid Republican idea of the day

Can somebody explain to me how FEMA money can be ‘released’ to pay for protecting the President?

Its money allocated for disaster relief.

He’s a walking disaster area?

He’s a demolition man?

Aug 2nd 2019
Senator Kevin Cramer of North Dakota is holding up the nomination of a budget official because he wants WALL contract information released to his campaign donor, the owner of a construction company that he prefers get WALL contracts. The Army Corps of Engineers has told him that they can’t release the contract information because it contains proprietary information provided by other bidders.

Ohio state legislator Candice Keller on mass shootings:
Transgender, homosexual marriage, drag queens, open borders, recreational marijuana, disrespect to law enforcement (Obama’s fault), hatred of our veterans (due to kneeling for the National Anthem), the anti-Semitic Democrats in Congress, ignoring God in our culture, people who don’t respect the Second Amendment, and people who don’t respect our duly elected President. That’s what causes mass shootings.

I give you our next president. :rolleyes:

Why do I doubt she showed President Obama any respect?

Was a time when “president” did not mean the craziest Camacho we could find. I think the large quantities of Brawndo may be having a negative impact on our ability to reason.

What about our anti-semitic president? She forgot to blame him? Oh, and “duly elected”. Yeah, right. Perhaps she meant “должным образом избран”.

Did anyone else notice that Trump threatened more killings today, unless we meet his demands? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1158340095608610816

And Candice Keller did pretty much the same thing:

They do.not.give.a.fuck about anything or anyone except getting their own way. You dying is not too high a price to pay for them getting their way. In fact, they’re fine with you paying that price, and are actively encouraging it.

ETA: Oh, and of course they are not responsible for their own actions. And neither is that idiot in El Paso. “It’s the fault of the people that got shot that they got shot; he was just giving people bullets really quickly.” :rolleyes:

I’m on the edge my seat here waiting for the first “Republicans are the real victims here” comment from some jackass.

Brawndo’s got what the plant-brained crave.

Wait, did he actually say the Fox News bullshit machine was to blame ? That’s… surprisingly not_a_lie of him.

It happens sometimes, by chance. But it only counts if he means it.

This latest round of change in blather won’t last, because he simply can’t control himself. He says whatever arouses his base, and his base is deplorable.

^This.^ It’s the classic case of even a blind pig can find an acorn once in a while.

Or maybe a monkey rolling Hamlet out of his typewriter, assuming Hamlet could be condensed to 140 characters.

You know, it wouldn’t take much tweaking to turn that into an “ISIS Flag”…

Well, no, because he said news should be “fair, balanced and unafrai…um, unbiased.”

Actually, I’m surprised he didn’t go with the Fox News slogan there.

Speaking of Fox News…

Sean Hannity Proposes Massive Armed Force To ‘Surround’ All Schools And Stores

Pretty much anywhere the public is? You mean like a police state, Sean?

Bolding added.

In addition to everything else SH doesn’t understand, he doesn’t understand volunteering. Not having to pay taxes = getting paid. Really, other than saying vile shit, does SH understand anything?

The thing that struck me about the speech yesterday is 1) he was obviously reading something someone else wrote, and 2) he sounded like he was reading in a hostage tape. Other than the word “monster,” he had no inflection whatsoever or any indication he understood the words he was reading.