There’s a screenshot in the comments
How about this one?
Just what I was coming to post about if no one else had. This article has a screenshot too.
Someone who posts a threat like that should be removed from any office they hold but obviously that won’t happen.
Oh, well, he says he has asperrgers syndrome, so that excuses him.
More like he has Asshole Syndrome.
Well, he *is *a Republican.
So there is also inferior blood of Jesus? And perhaps okay-but-no-big-deal blood of Jesus, too?
The things I’ve learned since the rise of Trump!
It was brand-new to me, too. Which leads me to wonder what other weird usage I’ve never heard of that may now be considered to be standard.
(On second thought, I don’t want to know.)
You see, the Catholics get the superior stuff (well, that’s what the local bishop says; claims he flies it in fresh from the Vatican). Baptists get the Purely Metaphorical Grape Juice. Me, I went to a Non-Denominational church until I found out they were getting budget blood by the tanker truckload.
Best advice I’ve heard all week.
Tomi Lahren has to apologize for suggesting that Americans shoot immigrants as they come across the border.
Thank you, Rep. Cain, for singlehandedly confirming everyones’ most egregious stereotype about yahoo Texans.
He’s just trying to live up to his name.
This probably belongs in the “What I Owe to the Dope” thread instead of here, but things like this are why I love the SDMB. I had never known there were different grades of Jesus blood until I heard about the superior Jesus blood, and now here’s a simple to understand explanation of all the types of Jesus blood. Where else but the Dope can I find such esoteric and ersatz knowledge?
Jesus Blood Lite: Transubstantiates Great - Less Filling
Does that go well with the gluten-free wafers?
Ah,but cannot use gluten-free wafers for the Eucharist. Guess it’s not really bread if it doesn’t have gluten, huh? The blood, now, as long as it’s red and booze made from grapes, it’s okay.
As a semi-practicing Catholic this kind of stuff shouldn’t surprise me but when the ruling was made I thought it was incredibly stupid
But is it as good as Manischewitz?
If Paula White truly sanctified the White House then Trump would spontaneously combust every time he entered.
Lindsay Graham calls for attacks on Iran.
I think we may have to consider the possibility that Paula White’s efforts are not sponsored by Heaven, but by the other place.