The Virginia state legislator whose campaign ad said she was going to “shoot down” her opponents has been kicked out of the state Party after campaigning for a Tea Party candidate against her county’s Sheriff and falsely claiming that the Republican Sheriff supports a sanctuary county. She also swore at a state Capitol police officer over a parking space, and called the state Senate clerk “Miss Piggy”.
Party of Family Values!
Breaking News! Breaking News! Breaking News!
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman claim that, tomorrow, they will be having a press conference where they will produce a 24-year-old former Marine who claims he has been in a sexual relationship with Elizabeth Warren.
How is this a bad thing?
And what happened to their announcement of the name of the Whistleblower that they were supposed to have, when was it, yesterday?
BTW, isn’t Jacob Wohl wanted for a felony in California?
“…the conscious of the nation…”
Why is it that these people have so much difficulty using the very language that they insist should be spoken by everyone in the country?
They’re ignorami?
MAGA Activist Karyn Turk Pleads Guilty to Social Security Fraud After Stealing From Her Mother
Roger Stone supporter Karyn Turk stole over $17,000 in SS money from her mother, who is suffering from dementia.
She seems nice.
I’m sure this will go as well as all their other press conferences where their witness failed to turn up and may not actually exist. Remember the model in Switzerland?
Let’s hope they at least remember to zip up their flies this time.
Hell, more power to her if she’s 70 years old and she’s banging Marines. 
Oh, please, FSM, let one or both of them go on stage with his fly open again. The jokes would just write themselves…
This! Hell, she should run an ad about it touting her support for our troops! :D:p
As a fellow old lady, “I’ll have what she’s having.”
On a serious note:
U.S. Government Plans to Collect DNA From Detained Immigrants
Yeah! Time we got the goods on those murdering, thieving, drug-pushing toddlers! :mad:
And Trump has already proved that no American Voter cares about adultery any more, right?
Newt Gingrich already proved that AIOKIYAR.
Adultery Is OK If You Are Republican
Trump just merely refined that - Adultery Is OK If You Bang A Porn Star
CUT TO: WOMANS BEDROOM
<soft focus>, camera pans through the white, billowing drapes, revealing a YOUNG MARINE putting on his t-shirt, next to a rumpled bed.
<voice over> "While Donald Trump is giving aid and comfort to America’s enemies, I… <voice over>
Camera pivots from Marine to Elizabeth Warren, under the sheets, hair askew…
<voice over>… give aid and comfort to our fighting men… <voice over>
Camera pivots past Warren, revealing a YOUNG FEMALE ARMY CADET putting on her pants
<voice over> … and women. <voice over>
“I’m Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message!”
Sure we’ve got 200,000 rape kits waiting to be processed, but let’s get our priorities straight. Move those kids to the front of the line.
I… I don’t know whether this is hilarious or horrific.
Horlarious?
Hirrific?
Have you considered writing skits for SNL?
Kate McKinnon would absolutely do it.
Rush Limbaugh criticizes Fox News for not being on the Individual 1 train.
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As one might suspect, Wohl’s “press conference” was shoddy, embarrassing, and easily debunked, and even if it were true, it just makes Warren sound cool.
His 25-year old Marine, “Kevin Whelly”, provided a written statement that reads like it was written by someone who’s never kissed a girl. His Twitter profile identifies him as part of the “united states marine corp” (sic), and his Instagram profile contradicts his claim that he got a scar on his back from Warren whipping him. (Did I mention she’s supposedly a domme? Yep, Liz is kinky.) He also claims they met through a site called “COWBOYS4ANGELS”, which is literally ripped off from a Showtime reality show about male prostitutes, and that she told him that all the lady Congressmen have “studs” servicing them at Congressional retreats.
Wohl clearly thinks that “fake news” actually works the way Trump claims it does; all you have to do is make an allegation and everyone immediately and incredulously believes it and shames the “guilty” party into oblivion.