I hope this poor bastard that they got for this show was paid enough to play pretend boyfriend of Warren. Because he will not be able to show his face around his friends for… ever.
The ads write themselves:
“While Donald Trump gives aid & comfort to America’s enemies, E Warren gives aid & comfort to American troops”
Or…
“Beth… still smokin’, after all these years.”
Or, perhaps…
“What Trump is doing to the country, Warren is doing to this young man!”
“You think Melania is a trophy? Look what I’ve got!”
#WhipMeWarren2020
So what’s the goal here? To make her fight back?
ETA: God damn, Republicans are some fucked up fucking people.
I think the goal is for them to shit their own pants, and blame the smell on Liberals.
Wohl’s attempted this same stunt before against Mueller and Pete Buttigieg, as well as trying to start a birther CT against Kamala Harris and peddling the “Ilhan Omar married her brother” lie.
He’s a rich idiot who doesn’t understand how the media works.
Unfortunately, for the people that drank cool aide, this is true.
Warren of course didn’t dignify this idiocy with a direct response, but did use a tweet on another topic to obliquely but unmistakably troll Dumb and Dumber:
[QUOTE=Elizabeth Warren]
It’s always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it.
(Houston Cougars logo)
[/QUOTE]
Not giving a direct response is proof that something untoward is going on!
Stupid Republican idea of the century:
Trump, paraphrased: China, Ukraine, if you’re listening, please do your level best to throw a cloud over Biden and throw the election my way.
I mean, what the actual fuck?
Shouldn’t this be credulously? (bolding mine)
Good God, what a shoebox.
Senator Ron Johnson says he doesn’t remember signing a a letter urging the Ukrainian prosecutor to reform his office.
Sorry, I’ve got to ask: “shoebox”?
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21896461&postcount=302
I gently disregarded begbert2’s caveat, just for a little fun — and because I do like the word, for this purpose. But I won’t overdo it —like SnowboarderBo (I love that guy) after — ever since — those first few weeks, I’ll throw it into quarry only occasionally.
Easier to maintain, too: I understand that the change from having 26 different calendars for 358 different parts of the car, to doing a whole bunch of stuff every even-10K and a different one every odd-10K was considered mind-blowing at the time.
OK, got it, thanks.
Aha! So she IS a cougar!
In other stupid news, a minor one but an odd one: one of my Trumper relations posted a meme stating “82% of Trump supporters would vote for Donald Trump for President again!” I had to point out that the implication of this was that 18% of people who identify as “Trump supporters” nevertheless won’t for Trump in 2020. And that this does not reflect well on Trump.
(There’s no cite for this number so I assume it’s entirely manufactured, but still - an own goal).

As one might suspect, Wohl’s “press conference” was shoddy, embarrassing, and easily debunked, and even if it were true, it just makes Warren sound cool.
His 25-year old Marine, “Kevin Whelly”, provided a written statement that reads like it was written by someone who’s never kissed a girl. His Twitter profile identifies him as part of the “united states marine corp” (sic), and his Instagram profile contradicts his claim that he got a scar on his back from Warren whipping him. (Did I mention she’s supposedly a domme? Yep, Liz is kinky.) He also claims they met through a site called “COWBOYS4ANGELS”, which is literally ripped off from a Showtime reality show about male prostitutes, and that she told him that all the lady Congressmen have “studs” servicing them at Congressional retreats.
Wohl clearly thinks that “fake news” actually works the way Trump claims it does; all you have to do is make an allegation and everyone immediately and incredulously believes it and shames the “guilty” party into oblivion.
I am so sorry that the Liz Warren slash fic I wrote got into his hands.

As one might suspect, Wohl’s “press conference” was shoddy, embarrassing, and easily debunked, and even if it were true, it just makes Warren sound cool.
His 25-year old Marine, “Kevin Whelly”, provided a written statement that reads like it was written by someone who’s never kissed a girl. His Twitter profile identifies him as part of the “united states marine corp” (sic), and his Instagram profile contradicts his claim that he got a scar on his back from Warren whipping him. (Did I mention she’s supposedly a domme? Yep, Liz is kinky.) He also claims they met through a site called “COWBOYS4ANGELS”, which is literally ripped off from a Showtime reality show about male prostitutes, and that she told him that all the lady Congressmen have “studs” servicing them at Congressional retreats.
Wohl clearly thinks that “fake news” actually works the way Trump claims it does; all you have to do is make an allegation and everyone immediately and incredulously believes it and shames the “guilty” party into oblivion.
I just idly wonder if the guy really is a Marine; if not, I would think the Corps would issue a denial in ‘proper terms’. shortly. If he is, I suspect his command structure will be very unhappy with him and he’ll be hearing about it from various Captains, Majors and Colonels in due course.
Naw, they’re all busy. They’d just delegate it to some sergeant.