Yesterday, on my way to work, I was passed by a jacked up Ford F-150 with the Texas vanity plate “Q ANON”. I guess “I DIOT” was already taken.
If I see a vehicle like that parked somewhere, the temptation to slip a “WE’RE WACHING YOU” [sic] note under the windshield wiper would be very high, spelling mistake deliberately included just to make it extra vexing.
We’re W.A.T.C.H.ing you!" would add paranoia about a nonexistent organization to the mix.
Omit the apostrophe, adding the requisite confusion about its true meaning, and I think you’ve got a winner.
“Were W.A.T.C.H.ing you!”
This is also a fun exercise to do with cars that have Infowars bumper stickers, of which I have sadly seen more than a few.
Nah-I want them to think they are being scrutinized by a mysterious organization, not a bunch of disorganized yahoos. In fact, having it printed on a card so that various doofi can compare notes(and spread the myth) would be even better.
Yes. let them think they are under real surveillance from some “deep state shadow government” agency - one with the power to make them “disappear”.
I’m with this. We need to start another CT to distract them. 
Let’s print cards. Looks less suspicious. Maybe just put “DSO” and let them think it’s Deep State Organization or something.
Better get a rubber stamp or stickers made with an official-looking (but illegible) seal/logo on it and put it on the note. Pretty easy to work up in any graphics program.
Something with a fake seal or badge on it, and an eagle. Just like scammers use
How about cards each printed with a five digit number.
That’s it. Just a random five digit number in 12 point Times New Roman script. Leave them on cars in red areas.
Now I have to do this.
And an eye. Gotta have an eye, like the one at the top of the pyramid on U.S. currency. That’ll make them pee their didies.
Now about W.A.T.C.H… need a good name for that acronym. All I can come up with at the top of my head is Worldwide Agency To Contain Humankind. Needs work. Definitely needs work.
Isn’t this sort of how QANON started? A fake website or something to troll the gullible?
Leave the acronym as is-the paranoi will fill in the blanks better than we ever could.
I like that!
I have found that the Illuminatus! trilogy can also be used as an instruction manual.
Nope. Qanon started as an anonymous poster on a 4chan subforum vouching that they were a high level member of the White House staff and spouting random cryptic nonsense that the brain trust there started going full Nostradamus on.
So totally not fake and not trolling the gullible.
Well if you can’t implicitly trust the disjointed word soup of anonymous poster on a message board known for trollery and manipulation, who *can *you ?
(in any case, that was merely the beginning of Qanon and that person(s) hasn’t posted in quite some time I believe. But it’s gone much, much dumber and much, much weirder from there. At this point it’s basically a madlib collage of most every conspiracy theory you can think of, but that Trump has been appointed by god their own selves to expose any day now as there’s been Signs and Prophecies all around. These people vote, BTW.)
10/30/2019
Kanye says God gave him a $68 million tax refund for becoming Christian.