Stupid Republican idea of the day

So he 's not JUST an out of control egotist, idiot, and waste of oxygen, he’s a lying heretic and a fool too. And he’s latched onto one of the most poisonous of all American heresies - the “Prosperity Gospel”

Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. . . . No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money. - Matt. 6:19–24

If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me. - Matthew 19:21
When the young man heard this, he went away in sorrow, because he had great wealth - Matthew 19-22

Keep your life free from love of money, and be content with what you have, for he has said, ‘I will never leave you nor forsake you’ - Hebrews 13:52

he is conceited and understands nothing. Instead, he has an unhealthy interest in controversies and semantics, out of which come envy, strife, abusive talk, evil suspicions, and constant friction between men of depraved mind who are devoid of the truth. These men regard godliness as a means of gain. - 1 Timothy 6:5

Hear then the parable of the sower: As for what was sown among thorns, this is the one who hears the word, but the cares of the world and the deceitfulness of riches choke the word, and it proves unfruitful. — Matthew 13:18, 22

Selling their possessions and goods, they shared with anyone who was in need. - Acts 2:45

For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked. — Revelation 3:17

In fairness, this might simply be an accurate assessment of congressional Republicans’ reading level:

Fox’s Jason Chaffetz says two days isn’t enough time for congressional Republicans to read the eight-page impeachment resolution

That’s a fucking riot! :D:D

The disjointed word soup does lend credence to the claim of originating from the WH… but I thought he only used Twitter.

B-b-but… that’s [sputter]… Socialism!
I’m imagining my Fundie Tightie Rightie dad stuttering and tearing half the pages out of his New Testament…

And gold fringe. The cards must have gold fringe.

How about a capital theta inside a capital delta? :wink:

Heh. I remember back when I was eighteen and I was dallying about registering for the draft. My dad took me aside and asked me if I had any idea what Communism was. I said, “Yeah, it’s like that verse from Acts, but without Jesus.”

Good times.

Did they teach you the proper way to load a musket?

Wow! You can’t make this shit up. How pathetic!

They’re just emulating their Dear Leader who, I’m given to understand, doesn’t read so well himself.

It’s simple.

[ul]
[li]Pour a bunch of powder down the barrel.[/li][li]Cram the wad and bullet down there.[/li][li]Set the flintlock trigger pan frizzen thingymabob[/li][li]Point the open end away from you[/li][li]Pray it doesn’t blow your face off[/li][/ul]

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So now we know, they’re all fucking illiterate.

It for sure won’t blow your face off, because you forgot to add the priming powder after setting the flintlock trigger pan frizzen thingymabob. :smack::slight_smile:

It actually explains a lot.

Look at the smarty pants over there! :smiley:

Somebody commented on Twitter that Tulsi Gabbard voted for the impeachment resolution, and Ann Coulter replied, “No she didn’t. Tulsi is a SENATOR, meaning she’s in the SENATE and doesn’t vote on HOUSE resolutions.”

Anyone interested: That link is well worth clicking on, for the replies to the tweet!

The nasty troll got owned. Even worse (or better?) was this …
“You got owned by Cat turd”.

OMG. Next she’ll be getting civics classes from "Dog shit’

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I have at times posted angry things on the internets.

I have at times posted stupid things on the internets.

But I don’t think I’ve ever posted anything as simultaneously angry and stupid on the internets.