Stupid Republican idea of the day

Fundies don’t take communion from a chalice. What are you some kind of Papist? They sip their grape juice and eat their cubed wonder bread from the safety of the pews, just like Supply Side Jesus intended.

When the tornadoes blew through here two weeks ago, I’m ashamed to admit that I caught myself thinking all the displaced people now had the opportunity to put their money where their mouths were and turn down their FEMA payments.

So he’s asking for people to DEMAND that the government care for people’s children? Socialist!

This is a scary idea – are Republicans making themselves more vulnerable to COVID 19 infection because of the message they’re accepted? It would be a helluva sad thing if they effectively lowered their numbers because of this.

And here I thought I was the king of topical references.

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If they are voluntarily speeding up the demographic decline that was already pushing them towards irrelevancy, well, to paraphrase a quote attributed to Yogi Berra, if they don’t want to survive, nobody’s gonna stop them. The crime is that they will keep the curve from flattening, putting the rest of us at greater risk.

Behind the scenes, Unca Mitch is hard at work, making hay while the (Republican) sun still shines.

McConnell Has a Request for Veteran Federal Judges: Please Quit

Even that motherfucker is seeing the handwriting on the wall. :mad:

I don’t hate The Donald, but I hate Mitch with every molecule of my being.

I imagine the sentiment is mutual.

I mentioned this to my wife, and she said someone should do an epidemiological study of correlations between infection and death from coronavirus and political party.

After those conspiracy theory tweets by David Clarke that the coronavirus is a leftist hoax, he has now turned around and is calling for the election to be canceled.

Got a link for him saying that? The one you linked to just has an article saying (without quote) that he said that, and quotes of a lot of people responding to it.

Got a link for him saying that? The one you linked to just has an article saying (without quote) that he said that, and quotes of a lot of people responding to it.

Unfortunately, this is not a stupid Republican idea. From their POV it’s actually pretty smart. Nobody ever accused Mitch of being dumb, just evil.

As I said in another thread, the odds of an aging Federal judge giving up his government benefits and salary while staring at the beginnings of a raging global pandemic and financial meltdown in the private markets approaches zero.

Maybe Mitch will offer ginormous buyouts.

You mean, other than right there in the middle of the link I provided?

let’s end government control over our lives and also establish a permanent dictatorship !
I am smart because i type in all caps.

Or of correlations between coronavirus infections/death and IQ. Though perhaps the results would be the same.
my emphasis

Is it expected to be a largely urban pandemic? Seems likely. Please tell me I’m wrong, so I can feed that fact to my dark suspicions. Shut 'em up for a while. Really ugly, dark suspicions.

The Republican Governor of Ohio wants to delay the primary. A judge rules against him. The Ohio Department of Health Director (a political appointee) halts the vote anyway.