What. the. Holy. Fuck.
As I was waiting for it to load, I was saying, “Please please let it be really dumb (and not a fake).” Oh, good lord, it was, and past what I imagined (which was, you know, some cultural “Xmas” artifact short of quoting the Gospel of John).
I guess he’s really brazen or he’s really ignorant.
“or”?
It’s a War on Hannukah! Seriously, though, that one might have won the thread.
“Homo? Ecch!”
I’m disappointed that Richard John Santorum is tantalizingly close to and anagram of “major christ hardon”. “nu-major christ hardon” just doesn’t cut it.
Well, to be fair, that wasn’t his personal Hannukah card. It’s possible all he did was tell his various state election workers to send one out and left it to them to choose it and never saw it.
I kinda hate having to be fair about it, because I find his positions on so many social issues to be abhorrent. And yeah, the buck is supposed to stop with him. But even so, I have to come down on the side of “stupid Republican campaign workers” as opposed to “stupid Santorum”.
Now I feel all icky.
All that’s missing is a coupon for a nice Hanukkah ham.
Can we have our “Oy!” smiley back?
Hasthis made it yet?
New Hampshire GOP wants to eliminate the law concerning lunch breaks. It’s hurting the Job Creators.
No support for lunch breaks in the Magna Carta! Out it goes!
Major Christ hard-on, nu?
How about:
Major Christ hard-onn, U?
It’s Santorum, no reason to assume he can spell something associated with naughty bits.
Indeed!
That’s right! Take yer damn fish-weirs out of here. If you need to trap fish, do it on your own time, in your own rivers. And if you’ve got a problem with it, you can do what Martin Luther (the social media content provider of his time) did.
Politifact’s latest is an example of what qualifies them to be on this thread: They rate the statement “White House official says 98 percent of Catholic women have used contraception” as only “mostly” true by straining to find a qualifier (punchline spoilered):
“the statistic refers specifically to women who have had sex”
How about “major unchrist hardon”.
I must have missed something. What are you complaining about? 
Because the only way a nun can get pregnant is by dressing up as an altar boy?
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your Catholic here is only mostly virginal…
Another hit from the dumbest man in Texas, Rep. Louie Gomert (R-Goober) (by way of our good friends over at Daily Kos
