Hey, that’s not stupid, it’s pretty good stand-up comedy.
Yeah, but it was in response to his own stupid idea. Notice how he can’t bring himself to say “transvaginal.” He says “trans-v.” Transvaginal is a medical term, not a dirty word. It’s a great insight into his sexually repressive attitude, IMO.
Yeah, but the way he puts it, his wife isn’t abstaining because he stupidly proposed the bill; she’s put off by all the nasty Dems who have the nerve to keep going on and on about it. If the liberals would just get over it and shut up, he’d be gettin some.
For Republicans, it’s always the publicity that’s at fault, not the stupid law/scandal/policy being publicized. (c.f., Abu Ghraib, deaths at Gitmo, Padilla’s mental condition (post-custody), numerous unfortunate incidents of civilian death in Iraq and Afghanistan)
Please tell me her name is Lysistrata…
I don’t care. If you’re genuinely funny you get a pass, that’s my policy. If you’re genuinely funny AND self-deprecating, you also get a beer.
If it is, I suspect she has issues with her parents…
Genuinely funny? I’d say this guy needs to keep his day job, but I really think he should quit that too. It’s funny because his setup was lame and he unnecessarily censored himself like a repressed schoolboy.
Eh, I dunno. His “I’m really rich” line got me snickering, honest to Aïsha. But then, I’m easily amused and I, unlike everybody, amn’t a critic.
Is this one of those things where males think it’s hilarious and females get accused of having no sense of humor? Because I thought he was an ass.
No, that’s her sister Elektra.
If I find out her name is “Liz”, though, I’ll start a rumor that it’s just a nickname for Lysistrata.
See, that’s the problem with women. It’s hilarious that he can’t get laid, and all the women want to do is whine about the mandated, no-consent-needed, medically unnecessary, invasive procedure he proposed. What a bunch of crybabies.
I don’t know that this author is a Republican, but this idea seems to appeal to a few Republicans in the comments following and, well, it’s insane:
Nothing like emphasizing what a partisan hack the dude is.
Even Thomas isn’t stupid enough to give up a lifetime tenured gig to go for a low percentage shot at election.
That’s not a stupid idea, it’s a great one. Thomas would be crushed by Obama and he’d be off the Supreme Court. Double win!
I saw that this morning. I stopped reading when I reached:
Apparently “broad spectrum” has a different meaning than the one I’m used to.
Perhaps in some medical sense, like “broad spectrum antibiotic”?
What on earth would Thomas say during the debates? I just don’t see him making long winded stump speeches either.
You say it like it’s a bad thing.
Via another message board I learned of this legislation working its way through the Wyoming legislature:
No mention was made of which state Wyoming plans to ally with, assuming it thinks it will need a seawater port for its aircraft carrier.