Stupid Republican idea of the day

Liberals are at fault for delusional GOPers:
Eric Cantor Rips Chris Matthews, MSNBC, HuffPo, Liberal Bloggers For Inflating Birther Story

On some level I have to respect cojones like those. You got some grapefruits there, Senor Cantor.

Please. They’re called cantorloupes.

“Yeah, but who’re the assholes who keep TALKING about how fucking crazy my constituents and colleagues are?”

Don’t these blowhards in Congress have anything better to do than draw up some stupid censure-type resolution because the President said something mildly regrettable?

It’s no wonder these hacks waste taxpayer money. And that’s where politics is truly bi-lateral.

Here is Glenn Beck doing another of his “web of bubbles” white board diagrams where he takes a bunch of random almost- facts and connects them together into a giant left wing conspiracy.

He would be an interesting case study in mental illness.

Dick Armey sez Jesus will let us pee in as many ponds as we can find:

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/31/armey-pollution-gospel/

Naturally, Armey was the house majority leader from the times before Republicans went whacko the diddle oh, or was there ever such a time?

McCotter is the rep from a district in the suburban Detroit area. Heavily auto industry country. You’re damned right he has more important things to worry about than this. Yet this is what he’s spending his time on. I can’t wait for the opportunity to vote against this guy yet again. The only reasons he squeaked through last time are 1)incumbency and 2) it is a largely conservative district.

Lookee here, Michele Bachmann is now pro-choice:

Now all we need is an admission that the Pubs meddled in Terri Schiavo’s medical decisions and we’ve won!

Nice try, you liberal scum!

Oh, you thought you’d get somewhere with your Olbermann talking point, but Michele CLEARLY said that she didn’t want government control over herbody. She didn’t say anything about anyone else’s!

Republican handbook, page 66, section four, under IOOIYAAR. Touchmate!

FOILED AGAIN! shakes tiny, liberal fist

I say it would’ve counted if you posted it in the Congresswoman with the crazy eyes thread.

Maybe there should be a few sticky Pit threads. This one, one for her, and one for Palin…

There are so many Republican doing so many stupid things that it finally exhausted me and I quit paying as much attention, but I’m glad other people are.

This one I’d been meaning to post though. It’s an entry in Wonkette’s blog for something that appeared in the whack-a-doodle Townhall, but apparently even Townhall has some standards, because the link from Wonkette’s page is now empty. It’s still worth a laugh, simply because Townhall agreed to publish it in the first place.

Going after grandma now. That’s rich!

Have we ever seen Townhall and the National Enquirer in the same room? I think not!

Townhall shenanigans are the shenaniganiest!

P.S. Moran is an awful name for a politician.

Representative Lynn Jenkins (R - Kansas) said that the GOP is searching for a great white hope. But she didn’t mean that in racial terms.

I’m willing to excuse that last one. I doubt it was racially motivated. It sounds like just a semi-lazy plucking of a phrase that is in the lexicon that she didn’t really put two and two together over regarding how it would sound.

On the Crazy-Ass-Republican scale, she’s no Michelle Bachmann to be sure

I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. But it was a really, really dumb idea.

Another one giving Lynn Jenkins a pass.

Randall Terry, OTOH…what is up with that dude?

:smack:

I’m not as willing to give her a complete pass.

As soon as she reached for an easy (I might have too), off-the-cuff, ready-made phrase containing the world “hope,” and started to add the word “white,” even if it wasn’t referencing Obama’s race, something should have told her it would be quite impolitic to suggest the antidote to the Democrat [del]socialist[/del] progressive actions had to be any particular race – and stopped herself.

Unless, of course, in the back of her mind she was thinking of the failure of Michael Steele’s selection as RNC Chairman to provide that hope.