Damn straight! US Senators are supposed to only have sex with their interns, the way God intended.
“Thou shalt not use thy staff to comfort thy rod”. Its in there, somewhere. Probably Leviticus.
For those interested - here is the FogBow’s sinking of the crappy ship Arpio CCP claims in the drydock.
Kind of sandblasting a soup cracker, but its good work if incomplete.
So, they talked to the guy who signed the birth certificate? Are they saying they found this person in Kenya? They should probably lead with that!
Obama was smoking something instead of understanding America.
Not sure if this is dumb enough.
“You libtards think he’s so perfect, he’s your Messiah!”
“Don’t vote for this guy, he’s not perfect!”
OK, smart guy, then how do you explain the 1971 movie about the leader of a pack of rats, called “Willard”?
A polemic against populist uprisings. Let this be a lesson: never post sober.
I do look forward to Abbie “Bane” Hoffman leading an Occupy Gotham procession against a reclusive billionaire with a personal relationship with public officials though.
Really?
I suppose the Wright Brothers didn’t do it on their own, right, Mittens? How about Henry Ford? Or Thomas Edison?
Or me? Or any of the other millions of small business owners? I sure as hell didn’t see you next to me on the training floor as I worked my way up to Kuk Sool Won Black Belt. I sure as hell don’t see you next to me as I make phone calls, design flyers, meet prospective new students and sign them up, teach classes, then clean the restrooms after everyone has gone home for the evening.
I did that, you ignorant pissant. It’s my blood, tears and sweat making that business run, not yours.
The government helped; they did it on a public beach.
(And do you think they bothered to clean up after? Their oil drippings, discarded packaging, apple cores and orange peels? Hmph. Possibly the worst industrial pollution Kitty Hawk had ever had!)
(Yes, I know; don’t whoosh me!)
What Mitt Romney said on Wednesday is entirely different than what Barack Obama said last Friday. Obviously.
I mean, look how [del]white[/del] patriotic and [del]Republican[/del] business friendly Mitt is.
Well, it’s a bit of a whoosh, but not the way you’re apparently thinking. Actually, it’s a brilliant parody.
This totally made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there
God dude. Enough.
What the fuck does that mean? Are you retarded?
You should see the bottom of his quarry.
Actually, no. Be better if you didn’t.
Bo, are you off your meds again? You were doing so well for quite a while. 
Dude, the only SDMB meme you’re perpetuating is what a dill-knob you are. Stop now for the love of God.
I’m not perpetuating a meme at all, asswipe; just laughing at a joke.