Stupid Republican idea of the day

Point.

Maybe “raving review” would be more accurate?

So since both his parents were American, that means he’s definitely a natural born citizen no matter where he was born, right?

Well, i’m glad that’s settled.

It’s like the people who say, “I’m learning so much!” from Glenn Beck.

And if you thought the above birther post was crazy, here’s one even crazier…

[QUOTE=The Conservative Majority Fund]

Let’s disqualify Obama before the Democratic National Convention. Call today to sign the demand to disqualify Obama. . . . We need 10,000 signatures from every congressional district to boot this guy off the ballot and have the Democrats nominate someone else.

[/QUOTE]

Who knew that you just needed 4.3 million people to disqualify someone from running for president?

Look at the upside! Romney could be out of the race by 5pm tomorrow!

Not a Republican, but close enough!

The first line in one of the reviews clearly indicates the impartiality of the reviewer…

http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2012/08/having-utterly-failed-in-congress-gop.html
I’m gonna pretend I am NOT the incumbent!

I don’t know if this counts as a stupid Republican idea, but it sure does assume that the voters are incredibly stupid.

Hah! That’s my congresscritter! What a dope!

Actually maybe very clever. The dopes will be the people who vote for him.

It’s a very typical Karl Rove big lie.

Seriously, I don’t care what veggies they’re going to grow, if twinkies will be poo-pooed… or even if kids can run to the end of the block.

**IF he wants to instill some form of transparency, then I want all meetings where lobbyists attend to be made public, including advance announcement, c-span coverage and transcripts. **

I don’t give a quack about the first lady.

Well… that was a total wooosh… didn’t realize I was only on the first page of the Encyclopedia Britannica… apologies

Amazing how long it’s gone on for, isn’t it?

Considering the topic, no, not really…

Well, sure, if we had made it Stupid Republica Ideas of the Day, and only one day, we’d have kept it down to no more than twenty pages.

Aye. The kind of thing that is so stupid that it couldn’t possibly be a lie – nobody is that brazen, right? I mean, claiming that their opponent is the incumbent in a bid for re-election in the hopes that people start to think that the opponent fucked everything up, rather than they? That would take one second of fact-checking to disprove, and make them out to be really, really dumb. So obviously, there’s no way they could possibly be lying about that.

OK, so all Cretans are liars, so if he tells me he’s lying, then he’s telling the truth and…no, wait, if he tells me he’s telling the truth, then he’s lying and that works because he isn’t telling me the truth that he’s telling me the truth…fuck this, where’s the bong?

Don’t waste the weed – your head will be exploding shortly anyway.

Junior O’Daniel: A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some.
Pappy O’Daniel: I’ll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch. How we gonna run reform when we’re the damn incumbent? Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform?! Weepin’ Jesus on the cross. That’s it! You may as well start drafting my concession speech right now.

Well, I’m with you folks. I’m a forgive-and-forgettin’ Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them…

Stay classy, Republicans…

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/08/08/655801/obama-sticker-mentally-retarded/