Stupid Republican idea of the day

It’s Schrödinger’s Tax Returns.
It can all be true simultaneously, so long as the returns are not observed.

If there is nothing wrong with the tax returns how does that give Team Obama any ammo? Obama released his, there were no issues and Mittins got nothing from it.

Somebody just opened her mouth and spilled the beans that they are hiding some big scandels.

To be fair, (2) and (3) aren’t contradictory. IIRC, her husband’s allies have said that they expect even the most “innocent” entry in the returns to be twisted and the tiniest mistake/ambiguity inflated into a huge scandal.

Now, (1) is definitely contradictory with (2).

I was even willing to believe they were just being willfully stubborn about the tax returns, in a “None of your business!” kind of way. But now I dunno. Better make sure that Joe Sixpack never finds out that _____.

You mean like the Republicans have done with Obama’s tax returns? What? They couldn’t twist Obama’s tax return into a huge scandal, but Democrats are so underhanded and devious that they could so twist the Romneys’? Oh, suuuuuuuure.

The GOPers are so much more civil than Dems, as Jon Stewart pointed out last night.

Well worth watching. He hit it out of the park with that one. It seems the Republicans can’t deal with a tiny little bit of their own medicine.

To be fair, Romney was doing much of the mudslinging and very rarely was on teh receivign end of the primaries. IOW, the primaries didnt really toughen him up the way primaries usually do because he had such a money advantage that he drowned out all criticism during the primaries.

Anne Romeny is approaching Theresa Heinz Kerry and Hillary Clinton levels of (un)popularity and frankly Hilalry only became that unpopular during the 96 electiopn, she did much better during the 92 election. I’m not saying she is a drag but she doesn’t help Mitt as much as Laura helped George, not by a long shot.

To be fair, Mitt’s tax returns don’t require mudslinging to become an issue. The reason harry Reid keeps saying 10 years is because the 15% capital gains rate went into effect about 10 years ago and Mitt has probably paid less than 15% on his income the entire time. Its one thing to see a guy pay 15% on 20 million dollars one year it a different feeling to see the same guy making 20 million dollars year after year and paying less than 15% on it the entire time. It really drives home how unequitable the tax system is right now.

That’s it. Mitt drives people insane because he just doesn’t get that part. He pays a far lower tax rate than many people who earn much less including me. He thinks that’s fair. He thinks it’s fair to have an America where a household consisting of a nurse and a cop should pay a combined tax rate higher than someone earning hundreds of thousands of dollars more than they do.

That’s a crazy delusion. I hope he loses and Obama finally has the guts and the Dem congress to raise his damned tax rate.

I don’t know if he thinks that’s fair. They seem to dwell on it being legal. I don’t think they (Anne included) care in the slightest whether it’s fair.

I like this one!:cool:

And yet they get reaaaaal snippy when we want to legally change what’s legal.

Because that would be hateful and divisive! And class warfare! And shit.

You know what’s wrong with the Senate? Letting people just vote for senators, that’s what! Time to repeal the 17th amendment and end all this election nonsense.

Mourdock’s reasoning?

Okay, harsh for voters used to electing senators, but the state governments themselves liked the old system, right?

Oh. They didn’t like it either. So who does benefit from repealing the 17 amendment?

Ah. People who want to buy senators at a discount price liked the old system. Well, I’m sold then.

I am pretty sure that Mitt thinks its unfair (to people like him) because he wants to cut taxes on the rich even more.

Geraldo claims Janet Napolitano is orchestrating a lesbian takeover of Homeland Security.

That would be so hot

Yeah, I’d pay to watch.

Janet Napolitano in lesbian porn? OK, I give. I’ll confess, I’ll sign anything you say. Just please, not that.

“Janet and the Lesbian Takeover” would make a great band name.