My husband told me about this, then mentioned some other things (I think someone at Fark said) he wouldn’t do, either:
He’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. 
Obama would never do such a thing. It would ruin the one funny joke in that late 70s flick with George Burns and John Denver (“Trust me, like it says on the money!”).
Mike Huckabee has joined the chorus denouncing the idea that legitimate rape doesn’t cause pregnancy.
Moreover, rather than just being neutral, forcible rape can be a positive good:
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“Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape,” Huckabee said of the late American gospel singer. One-time presidential candidate Huckabee added: “I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.”
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Obligatory link to the most awesome rick roll ever.
Lyin’ Ryan, puddin and pie
Scared the seniors to make them cry
When the truth came into play,
Lying Ryan ran away.
You know who else led an extraordinary life despite being the result of rape ?
[SIZE=1]N[SIZE=1]o, not Hitler, you dummy. Jesus !
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A Nation bestowed by God…which part of the Bible is that from?
Yep. “The troops” will be as important to Romney as “the military” the day the former start writing nine-figure checks to his defense-contractor buddies.
The Gospel According to Saint Ronnie, of course.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…
My G-d these people are fucking sick.
Can you believe my husband RICK ROLLED me … verbally?? OMG I wanted to kill him! LOL
This is my favorite, though, which is yours, but with a twist:
Does this count as a stupid Republican idea?
http://www.salon.com/2012/09/10/15_percent_of_ohio_gopers_credit_romney_with_bin_ladens_death/
Probably 30% or 40% of them also think Obama is a socialist.
It’s really tough to deal with such irrationality.
I would love to hear the rationale behind that brain dead opinion of Romney being “responsible” for ObL’s death.
He prayed for it, and his Mormon god is closer to the real god than Obama’s Muslim god.
Obama CANNOT be responsible for OBL’s death. He just cannot.
Obama’s responsibility, on a scale of 0-100 is 0.
You cannot have a negative responsibility. You clearly can’t be less than 0. So Romney therefore has to be somewhere else. Maybe a 5. Maybe a 1. What do I know? I don’t follow foreign policy but I do know math and I know that 1>0 .
Not to diminish the stupidness of that guy, but the date on that is 2 1/2 years ago.
Pat Robertson sez: If your wife won’t listen to you, move to Saudi Arabia so you can beat her: Pat Robertson Tells Man to Beat his Wife, Move to Saudi Arabia - YouTube
There are not enough fuck youuuuuus in the world.