Stupid Republican idea of the day

Is anyone making “For the Horde!” campaign signs and stickers yet?

My *Mother in Law *plays Wow. When you’re more out of touch than the Devils’ Great-Grandmother in Law, you do not belong in public office. You belong in a pleasant, clean facility with jigsaw puzzles and Thursday afternoon bingo.

A medium security Federal prison?

A Republican campaign office!

All in all, I’ll take the Club Fed.

Jack Welch: Unemployment rate cooked

Bad poll numbers? Obviously a conspiracy. Good unemployment numbers? Obviously a conspiracy.

The obvious flaw in that argument is, if the administration was going to cook the books, why would he wait until the month before the election? Why let Romney flog him on unemployment for three years? Why not cook the books in 2009? What is different now? Welch is not an idiot, so it must be naked partisan self-interest.

I guess I don’t blame hard core republicans for suspecting liberals of cooking the books, it’s possible, and was done when Bush hid the true cost of two wars.

Well, not perzackly, he did that right in front of our eyes. More like he took steps so that we weren’t being reminded of the cost.

Don’t forget the intentional lie about the true cost of Medicare Part D, which the Medicare Actuary’s job was threatened if he revealed to Congress (Bush and the asshole in charge were found to have committed FELONIES by hiding the information).

However, these jobs numbers didn’t originate with the White House, so these are utterly absurd allegations. Even Goldman Sachs says its ridiculous.

My Og, they’ve gotten to Goldman Sachs too! Truly a conspiracy worthy of Beelzebub himself!

(I’m damned sure I’m not the only person this has occurred to, but I’m constantly bemused by the contention that Obama is a wussy, spineless appeaser who is nevertheless singlehandedly dragging the unwilling country to a Communist-Socialist-Atheist-Muslim Armageddon. Takes talent, that.)

Fact checkers call you on your obvious bullshit? Clearly a conspiracy.

Evolution? Conspiracy.

Climate change? Conspiracy.

It’s a talent that only a Muslim influenced by his Christian pastor could achieve.

Welsh was just on Hardball with Chris Matthews. It’s too early to find a clip online, but he basically pulled a Glenn Beck “I don’t have any evidence. I’m just asking questions!”

Idiot.

Maybe his biological clock was ticking too loudly…

Why are you so anti-intellectual? He’s just asking questions, seeking knowledge.

He can JAQ off all he likes, but not on an unscrambled TV channel.

From the Have You Heard Which Century This Is? department:

From here.

Geez, where do they find them and how do they keep getting elected? And, what happened to the bit about Congress shall enact no law respecting the establishment of religion? To his credit, lies from the pit of Hell are the worst kind of all…

Lies, straight from Hell!. Has anyone mentioned this yet?
Sorry Try2B. Couldn’t help myself.

Sorry to bring up last week’s items, but I’ve been away.

Are you all seriously suggesting that WoW isn’t a bizarre double life? Why else would anyone play it?