“Oh, Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged!”
The latest move in the debate expectations game:
It could have been worse – the room phone could have started ringing at 3 AM…
The factory whistle might have started started blowing, the hoot owl might have started hooting, his car might have gotten stuck in the mud, …
All of my knowledge of what it’s like to be president has been gained from West Wing, but if Rommeny can’t debate without a night’s sleep I want him as president even less than I did before. It’s a 24x7 job.
Jeez, look at him. He is just the whitest white guy. If he were an actor, he’d always be playing Supporting Exposition Man. And his character would have a name like Blake or something.
No problem. He can always grab a big cup of coffee 
That must have been one long-ass train.
…he couldn’t find an express dry cleaner and had to turn up in a red velvet tux…
Maybe the train got stuck in the mud.
Clever. All I can think of of something lame about how the train whistle was actually a dog whistle somebody left on the roof.
Colleen is actually a guildie of mine on Wreck List. I have this small premonition that this was a mistake on her opponent’s part…
Apparently the Maine GOP attack site is returning on-and-off “site unreachable” errors. Must be hackers. Or an overflow of point-and-laugh traffic. 
I don’t know anything about WoW, but do you want to tangle with a level 85 orc? :eek: 
On the other hand, if this website is successful at associating the Democrats with orcs, the GOP will have the human and elf vote sewn up.
I’m a night elf mohawk.
A “bizarre double life” ? The holy fuck ? I’m thinking here, but I’m at a loss to come up with more efficient ways of broadcasting the message “I’m completely out of touch with the modern world, these blinkenlighten kom-poo-turs of yours confuse and anger me, get orf me lawn”.
Rick Santorum says, “You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don’t know…” He was talking about Big Bird and Sesame Street.
To be fair to poor Rick, he seemed to understand immediately that he said a really dumb thing, and took it back. Still, too funny.
“I’m just a caveman. These moving picture boxes with monsters in them frighten and confuse me…”
Man, I miss Phil Hartman.
How does the old saying go? “If you love something, kill it. If it comes back to you, eat it.”…no, that’s not right…
I, Santiaga, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, Alliance and Mogu…