Stupid Republican idea of the day

I will not bet the pickle.

The Jobless Report Was Correct - 7.8%

The latest Daily Show provides examples of GOP stupidity:

[QUOTE=REV. STONEY SHAW of Ferguson First Baptist Church]
Some of my family was – my children: Dad, you’re not going to support him [Todd Akin], are you? Everybody is turning against him. I said, well, there was another guy that everybody turned against, Jesus Christ. But he prevailed.
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[QUOTE=Jon Michael Hubbard, Arkansas legislator]
… the institution of slavery that the black race has long believed to be an abomination upon its people may actually have been a blessing in disguise.
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Heckuva disguise. Like Hannibal Lecter dressing up as the Grinch.

Wow. Incredibly stupid AND smug.

I hate to see this thread idle for a day.

OK 2nd district Dempublican congressman Dan Boren is retiring. The Republican nominee for his seat is Markwayne Mullin, owner of a plumbing company that bears his name. He of course despises the O’bama stimulus package. Except…

Tulsa World

He claims ignorance, always believable in a Republican, of the federal connection but in another report the Cherokees say he was well informed.

An anti-bullying campaign is actually part of the “homosexual agenda.”

My favorite quote:

See, if we don’t allow people to ostracize others for teh gay, it makes Jesus sad.

I also like how how Markwayne gets preferential treatment in the bidding because he’s registered with the Cherokee nation, which, if you ask certain members of his party, is affirmative action.

Amongst the Cherokee people, he is known as “Speaks with Forked Butt Crack”. My tribal name is “Dances with Vulvas”.

http://voice4america.com/articles/2012/10/12/jon-stewart-slams-gop-candidates-how-do-these-fing-crazy-people-make-it-to-the-national-stage.html?fb_action_ids=389168474485816&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_ref=wp&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={"389168474485816"%3A363635863724442}&action_type_map={"389168474485816"%3A"og.likes"}&action_ref_map={"389168474485816"%3A"wp"}#axzz29NcBBfR9

Jon Stewart summarizes this thread.

It’s even dumber in context:

I really don’t get this one.

They received the money, they were gonna spend it, they needed plumbing work…
Was he supposed to turn the job down??

If he’s opposed to the stimulus and knew it was stimulus funds, then yeah.

Otherwise he should be honest and acknowledge that stimulus funds were responsible for providing him with work he might not otherwise have had. But that would be acknowledging a Dem idea worked, so we can’t have that.

That’s what he says he would have done.

Well, I question whether he really didn’t know where the money was coming from. I also question why funds from the Federal government are a-ok, unless they come from the subcategory Stimulus, in which case those same Federal funds are suddenly not a-ok and should be rejected immediately and without hesitation.

Former Wisconsin GOP governor Tommy Thompson will likely betaking his son Jason to the woodshed:

Well then, that is moronic.

I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

Funny thing, their idea of “normal” is so narrow and constricted, very few people actually fit within the category. Even Ozzie, of Ozzie and Harriet, he was an atheist. That’s a true fact, you could look it up…

Steve Fitzgerald, Kansas State Senate candidate, says Democrats aren’t true Christians.

I wonder if people giving these kind of “You can either be a Christian or a liberal” options are why the number of self-professed non-religious people in America has doubled since 2000.

  1. See Scott try to deflect Elizabeth’s ads by saying that the family members of asbestos-related illness victims in the ads are just paid actors.

  2. See the people in the ads get righteously pissed as Scott.

  3. See Scott issue a weaselly* non-apology (“It was wrong for me to have jumped to those conclusions.”)

*Definition Time: “Jumping to conclusions” is an honest mistake one makes when one misinterprets evidence. “Lying” is a dishonest stratagem one uses when one just makes stuff up without regard to evidence. Scott’s misadventure is an example of the latter.